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A264172 · #61 10-02-2007, 05:43 PM

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He who eateth beans before going to church

Bot 12:4

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Shall suffer the wrath of Pythagoras.

It is as a mockery to masticate legumes and expel their essence so offensively as when the true 'P' purveyor of leguemastications does so, the results come up 'roses roses', and you mere dolts only stink up da jernt.

Botnst · #62 10-02-2007, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Kuan

Can I join your love triangle?

No noose is hypotenuse.

Kuan · #63 10-02-2007, 07:25 PM

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No noose is hypotenuse.

In this world, either your are a square, you can be square, or only see square.

The Swede · #64 10-02-2007, 07:34 PM

Or only see...

Matt SD300 · #65 10-02-2007, 07:44 PM

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Do you know what the "HOLY BIBLE" says about that?.............

For he that soweth his flesh..reap corruption; put he that soweth to the Spirit shall of Spirit reap everlasting life.

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. . . . And now, if you will bow your heads, we will have a word of prayer, after which we will pass the offering plate . . . .

Dude...you crack me up!!...LMASO.........

:...Too funny...........

aklim · #66 10-14-2007, 04:00 PM

Another sunday I spent glued to the boob tube.

The Swede · #67 10-14-2007, 05:18 PM

No church for me. Never again.

I walked down the street to my Zen Center. 35 mins of zazen and listened to a Dharma talk by Sensei Norm Randolph.

Gateless Gate #35, by Ekai. "Two Souls"

"Seijo, the Chinese girl," observed Goso, "had two souls, one always sick at home and the other in the city, a married woman with two children. Which was the true soul?"

Mumon's comment: When one understands this, he will know it is possible to come out from one shell and enter another, as if one were stopping at a transient lodging house. But if he cannot understand, when his time comes and his four elements separate, he will be just like a crab dipped in boiling water, struggling with many hands and legs. In such a predicament he may say: "Mumon did not tell me where to go!" but it will be too late then.

The moon above the clouds is the same moon,
The mountains and rivers below are all different.
Each is happy in its unity and variety.
This is one, this is two.

Hatterasguy · #68 10-14-2007, 07:18 PM

I was busy selling a house today.

One of these days I'll do the curch thing again.

Mistress · #69 10-15-2007, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Kuan

Ya'll should be in church! It's Sunday!

I'm Jewish, Friday night schuel (sp).

Carleton Hughes · #70 10-15-2007, 05:24 PM

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I'm Jewish, Friday night schuel (sp).

So vat kind sheeny are you?you dunno schul...like a shegus you sound with this Freitag mischigoss.

I think Fridays you sing,you know"have a,have a tequila"and no candles do you licht......Oy gevalt....why should I try

Mistress · #71 10-15-2007, 05:26 PM

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So vat kind sheeny are you?you dunno schul...like a shegus you sound with this Freitag mischigoss.

I think Fridays you sing,you know"have a,have a tequila"and no candles do you licht......Oy gevalt....why should I try

Manieshevitz.....

Carleton Hughes · #72 10-15-2007, 05:37 PM

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Manieshevitz.....

He did,but in the wrong hole Manie shoved it........

Mistress · #73 10-16-2007, 04:25 PM

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He said that anyone who committed suicide was not in their right mind, hence could not be held responsible for sinning.
In addition, he stated that rather than hold any person responsible for Ryan's death, people should blame God for it. I thought this was a very useful and creative tactic for dealing with the obvious problem of how people could continue to believe in a good God in the face of such tragedy.

I don't understand this blaming thing.....

Dee8go · #74 10-16-2007, 04:27 PM

There's a lot of that in the Bible, blaming God for misfortune, etc. It's healthy to give vent to feelings like that. God can take it. If you're a Christian, you believe that He's been here and experienced life as one of us. The feeling shouldn't be a mystery to Him.

aklim · #75 10-16-2007, 05:27 PM

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I don't understand this blaming thing.....

What's not to understand? You are responsible for something good and when something bad comes along, you are to blame also. Currently, if something good happens, "God is good". If something bad happens "It's God's plan". WTF? Trying to have it both ways are we?