Cops: Texas man calls 911, says he's eating girlfriend

Christopher McCuin called 911 early Saturday morning to report a particularly grisly crime. The Dallas Morning News says he "calmly described murdering his girlfriend and cooking her ear."

When police arrived at his house in Tyler, Texas, the paper says the 24-year-old tried to hold them off with a kitchen knife but eventually surrendered after a short standoff. When cops entered the residence, the paper says they "found a human ear boiling in a stovetop pan and raw flesh on a nearby plate, with a fork stuck in it."

"Either he was going to eat it, had been eating it, or that's what he wanted it to look like," Sheriff J.B. Smith says. "I'm not shocked anymore – surprised that people can do such horrible things to each other – but not shocked. I've seen it all."

The Morning News says Jana Shearer, the 21-year-old victim, was a mail clerk. She had a MySpace page.

McCuinn was charged with capital murder and is being held at the local jail on a $2 million bond, according to the Tyler Morning Telegraph.

Public records show that McCuin was charged in November with felony "obstruction or retaliation" and evading arrest. Back in 2003, he pleaded guilty to assault with a deadly weapon and was sentenced to three years in prison.

Wow, that really went bad after the first sentence.

What a sick SOB. And what does the fact that the victim had a MySpace page have to do with anything?

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This guy literally needs to be fried for good. Hope he meets the same fate as Dahmer did.

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I keep saying we need tougher laws regarding kitchen utensils and tableware! When will something be done? How many more innocent young girls have to be eaten before laws are enacted . . . . ?

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Pinky!!! Pinky!!!!

Keep it raised for added class when using utensils... I sure hope he used the proper fork as well.. if he used a salad fork; $2million is not high enough for such a crime

Poor confused fellow, someone no doubt told him eating his girlfriend would improve his sex life....

Tom W

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It is if you can't raise it to get out.

Well, thank you, Tom, for saying what everybody else was thinking . . . No doubt he was a little confused as to the slang usage of the word "eating."

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Well, don't blame the poor misguided hoople entirely. I believe he DID say he wanted a hot pussy,so the gal must have put his kitten in the microwave....hell,that would piss anyone off.

"Just chew on her ear a little bit, it drives my girlfriend wild!"

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The dearly departed (pun intended) probably met Chef Tell on the internet....

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I think this guy took it a step further...

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You know what they say, "Ear today, gone tomorrow."

Puns!!! Yaaaa!

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Did he eat her along with some fava beans and a nice Chianti?

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