See, I understand men.

1. Men are not mind readers
1. Learn to work the toilet seat your a big girl, if its up put it down. you don't hear us complaining if its down.
1. Sunday sports Its Like The Full Moon or the changing of the tides, let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want, Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work. JUST SAY IT.
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable asnwers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it, that's what we do.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.In fact, all comments are void after 7 days.
1. When possible, say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we. Thats why we have TomTom, Garmin and Mio.
1. If you think your fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. I am in shape, round IS a shape.
1. If we ask what is wrong, don't say nothing because we will act like nothings wrong but its just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want the answer too, keep your yap shut.

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"It's normal for these things to empty your wallet and break your heart in the process."
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