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Went to look at this girls Volvo...but I think she wanted more
So, there was another old Volvo for sale in my area. I called the women that had it for sale and I knew the car as one that a Lawyer had in town a couple years ago, based on her discription. I told her I would call her after work and come see the car at a time that would work for us. She said, "just let me know" Okay. After work I gave her a call, and I met her at her house at 8PM. I called her two minutes before I actaully showed up to make sure of a turn.
I showed up at her door driving my 88 240. She has a 1989 240. She answered the door and was miffed that I was driving a Volvo. She then said she needed a newer car and offered to trade. I was no. She then said why do you have a Volvo. Because I like them I guess. She then said come in have a glass of whine. I said, its getting dark, can I see the keys so I can look under the hood etc etc. She said, I'm watching a movie, come inside and relax. I said one more time, look I came her to look at the car please let me look at it. She said come inside first. I then told her I had to go. I don't know what her idea was, but I had a very strange feeling. I was not about to step foot in her dark house. I did not know this women and she did not know me. Why did she want me in her house so badly and what was with the grin the whole time. |
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Yeah um...
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how expensive was her house ?
a dark place is optimal for robbing someone - was it even her house ? -John
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probably not...it was a duplex.
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This thread is worthless withoug pictures!!
How old was she?
What was she wearing? Did she look hotttttttttt?
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She was about 28, she might have been okay underneith the jet black hair dye. I found her to be very suspucious. There was something very wrong with her.
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Vampires don't drive Volvo 240's
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Ok it's easy. Either she wanted to **** you, or her homies wanted to **** you up. Either way, you were gonna get ****ed.
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It just shows again the difference between men and women ... men just do too much thinking.
Unfortunately, it happens to me as well. It really sucks ... Finally, there is a woman, who's nice, talks the inviting talk, smiles at you, gives you the 'cutie looks' ... and there we go ... I mean seriously.
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Very true, they drive 69' Chargers with 440 Magnums.
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You a muscle car man?
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A buddy of mine had a brother who was in the navy. Was on shore leave in Australia. Picked up a hooker (okay, not same as your story). Goes to room, she cons him into lying face down on bed naked, she handcuffs him to headboard. For a brief moment (very brief) he is kinda excited. Until some guy dressed in a Batman suit jumps out of the closet and cornholes him.
Funny thing is, he told his buddies on ship. I would have denied it until my dying day and never spoke of it to anybody.
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Let me guess, she's got a kid and turns out to be a lesbian looking for a little straight action?
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I always thought it was very clearly established, what's on a man's mind ... turns out, there is a whole lot more funky ideas ...
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i would have run too.
Tom W
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