Now you're gonna make me blush.

Want me to squash some beer cans, little lady?

B

I knew a stripper called Tina "The crusher Ta Tas". She could crush a beer can between her boobs.

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01 Ford Excursion Powerstroke
99 E300 Turbodiesel
91 Vette with 383 motor
05 Polaris Sportsman 800 EFI
06 Polaris Sportsman 500 EFI
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Red
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Yellow
04 Tailgator 21 ft Toy Hauler
11 Harley Davidson 883 SuperLow

So much for thinking I might have been out of line with the Roll-Call post.

Silly me.

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1980 300D - Veggie Burner !

Did you actually 'know' her?

Yes but her kegel muscles were weaker than her chest muscles.

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01 Ford Excursion Powerstroke
99 E300 Turbodiesel
91 Vette with 383 motor
05 Polaris Sportsman 800 EFI
06 Polaris Sportsman 500 EFI
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Red
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Yellow
04 Tailgator 21 ft Toy Hauler
11 Harley Davidson 883 SuperLow

Apparently I missed all the hub-bub about intercoolers, 35mpg, and million mile engines (usually reserved for ebay ads, I thought).
Probably better off that way - until I get curious and look for it.

MTU - Have a good time up north! Don't work too hard, and come on back, ya hear?

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It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so. Robert A. Heinlein


09 Jetta TDI
1985 300D

I don't really read to many posts or comment much on DD anymore. But have fun this summer! Come back in the fall when you get bored!


I don't understand how people can get worked up over forum posts, maybe thats why I have been able to outlast everyone as OD mod.

I just figure its like dealing with a bunch of 13 year old nerds on crack.

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2016 Corvette Stingray 2LT
1969 280SE
2023 Ram 1500
2007 Tiara 3200

Or..22 year olds drunk on cheap Vodka!....

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Matt (SD,CA)

1984 300SD.. White/Chrome Bunts..Green

1997 2500 Dodge Ram 5.9 Cummins 12 Valve 36 PSI of Boost = 400+hp & 800+tQ .. ..Greenspeed

2004 Dodge Ram 2500 4x4 Quad Cab Cummins 5.9 H.O "596hp/1225tq" 6 spd. Man. Leather Heated seats/Loaded..Flame Red....GREENSPEED

Global warming...Doing my part, Smokin da hippies..

Fight the good fight!......

Yes that is quite a problem, good thing I only drink good vodka to avoid situations like that.

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2016 Corvette Stingray 2LT
1969 280SE
2023 Ram 1500
2007 Tiara 3200

Ah, but did you know you can buy cheap vodka and run it thru a Britta Water Filter a few times and make it smooth vodka?

It takes specially treated Britta Water Filters. I buy them wholesale and add a special ingredient to it. Remember, this is the secret the top shelf vodka sellers don't want you to know or it might wreck their sales. I am a supplier of said filters. I will charge you my cost plus a small markup. Normally, I sell them for much more but because you are not only a forum member but a mod, you get a discount.

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01 Ford Excursion Powerstroke
99 E300 Turbodiesel
91 Vette with 383 motor
05 Polaris Sportsman 800 EFI
06 Polaris Sportsman 500 EFI
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Red
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Yellow
04 Tailgator 21 ft Toy Hauler
11 Harley Davidson 883 SuperLow

Or 45yr olds intoxicated on bible verses.

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1977 300d 70k--sold 08
1985 300TD 185k+
1984 307d 126k--sold 8/03
1985 409d 65k--sold 06
1984 300SD 315k--daughter's car
1979 300SD 122k--sold 2/11
1999 Fuso FG Expedition Camper
1993 GMC Sierra 6.5 TD 4x4
1982 Bluebird Wanderlodge CAT 3208--Sold 2/13

Have fun on your break--everyone can use one. We had a less than stellar coupledays in Cabo this past week, apparently due to an abnormally high concentration of squid in upper water column. Will be going for Cobia week after next in VA where I am much more comfortable, but I get little rod time as I am Cap'n.


Tight lines, MTU.

Speaking of kegel muscles, i've heard that some Japanese girls are so trained that they can "pull the eraser off a pencil". Now that's what I call a kung fu grip!

Jesuis tous lex yeux....

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"It's normal for these things to empty your wallet and break your heart in the process."
2012 SLK 350
1987 420 SEL

The Chaos Rods will be waiting...

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"It's normal for these things to empty your wallet and break your heart in the process."
2012 SLK 350
1987 420 SEL