Limerick thread

[aklim]

Peter the pirate did a fandango on skates.
He slipped on his cutlass
Now he is nutless
And is practically useless on dates.

[865sp300e]

There was a young man of Madras
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
When jangled together
They played "Stormy Weather,"
And lightning shot out of his ass.

[865sp300e]

There was a young fellow named Brewster
Who said to his wife as he goosed her,
"It used to be grand
But just look at my hand;
You ain't wiping as clean as you used to."

[865sp300e]

There was a young lady of Norway
Who hung from her heels in the doorway.
She said to her beau,
"Look at me, Joe,
I think I've discovered one more way."