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Old 02-03-2009, 09:48 PM
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In first gear.

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Old 02-04-2009, 02:59 AM
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Dead fish/fish pieces in a hubcap...or fish chucks down the fresh-air cowl at the back of the hood...depending on the model of the car, it might cost just a bit to remove the pieces...they have to be big enough that they don't wash out the holes...

Buck-rub in the vents works just as well and it's not a scent that most city-folks would recognize right away...
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Old 02-04-2009, 03:01 AM
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... I did the calculations, If I factor in wind direction I might be able to land a diseased cow on her lawn or near it ...
Saturate in diesel fluid, light, then fling...
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Old 02-04-2009, 08:09 AM
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Saturate in diesel fluid, light, then fling...
It's not the thing you fling, it's the fling itself!
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Old 02-04-2009, 08:19 AM
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Why don't you cut your hedge in the shape of a big ass facing the road?
Nothing like a big moon when you drive by!

Or put a big Kiss My Ass sign in the window.

You know, passive agressive stuff.

I do like the Trebuchet though. Maybe a Ballista would be better?

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Old 02-04-2009, 09:05 AM
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You could get into shrubbery sculpting


OR

Are their any rules against artwork on your property?
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Old 02-04-2009, 09:15 AM
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I did the calculations, If I factor in wind direction I might be able to land a diseased cow on her lawn or near it
1. I'm sure you will be violating some city ordnance when you launch the dead cow.

2. Unless that is your intention, it will be plain damn obvious as to where it came from.

3. Are you absolutely certain that you know who did it?

If you are clear on all of these, play ball. Somehow, I think a thin glass walled container of diesel in the lawn would be better. Someone gave me the idea that you could kill the lawn with it.
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Old 02-04-2009, 09:17 AM
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I did the calculations, If I factor in wind direction I might be able to land a diseased cow on her lawn or near it


You find the dead cow, and I know how to drop it just about anywhere you want to.
(She got a pool?)
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Old 02-04-2009, 09:19 AM
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You find the dead cow, and I know how to drop it just about anywhere you want to.
(She got a pool?)
Don, one good thing about getting your SDL - You probably could fit a dead cow in the trunk
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Old 02-04-2009, 09:26 AM
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Don, one good thing about getting your SDL - You probably could fit a dead cow in the trunk
Or you can just go Clarkson style and strap it to the roof

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Old 02-04-2009, 09:31 AM
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Picture that bloated thing hitting terra-ferma at terminal velocity.
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Old 02-04-2009, 09:38 AM
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Listen Joe,does your HOA permit yard sales?You see where I'm going with this.
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Old 02-04-2009, 10:08 AM
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Listen Joe,does your HOA permit yard sales?You see where I'm going with this.
heh....



I kinda want to build a trebuchet out of boredom... I've got nothing to do when everyone is at work, friends arent aval to hang out or im not at work.. sooo I need something constructive yet destructive to do lol
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Old 02-04-2009, 10:51 AM
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heh....



I kinda want to build a trebuchet out of boredom... I've got nothing to do when everyone is at work, friends arent aval to hang out or im not at work.. sooo I need something constructive yet destructive to do lol
Oh don't worry, you'll have something constructive to do once you get Hatts self destructing SDL
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Old 02-04-2009, 11:44 AM
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Or there's the one that always seems to kill American noses. Cook sardines on the grill



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Those are sardines? They look like mutant sardines.

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