Just so's to avoid any infarctions (coronary or otherwise):
Is there a list of banned words floating around? What'll get you sent to jail without going past Go? I wouldn't want to blemish my perfect record.
Clearly, the standard is well above George Carlin's "10 words you can't say on TV".
Shouldn't it be "Armadillos" anyway? Isn't swimming out and tunneling in?