And the beauty about this plan is if she says "No", a quick rap with the tire iron, slip her into the already opened trunk, zip over to the nearest J.P., a little ventriloquist work and Voila'!

Shucks, you got your legal defense all ready for ya! "Your honor, she voluntarily opened the trunk herself!"

Best of luck and I wish you guys a wonderful, happy life!

Sounds like a keeper, man! Good luck and (I hope) congrats!

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1980 300TD-China Blue/Blue MBTex-2nd Owner, 107K (Alt Blau) OBK #15
'06 Chevy Tahoe Z71 (for the wife & 4 kids, current mule) '03 Honda Odyssey (son #1's ride, reluctantly) '99 GMC Suburban (255K+ miles, semi-retired mule) 21' SeaRay Seville (summer escape pod)

Your time will come, Ful. Stay positive. If a fat, bald and ugly SOB like myself can lasso a fine woman anyone can!

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1980 300TD-China Blue/Blue MBTex-2nd Owner, 107K (Alt Blau) OBK #15
'06 Chevy Tahoe Z71 (for the wife & 4 kids, current mule) '03 Honda Odyssey (son #1's ride, reluctantly) '99 GMC Suburban (255K+ miles, semi-retired mule) 21' SeaRay Seville (summer escape pod)

I keep tellin you, your not bald, your a solar panel for a sex machine....

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"It's normal for these things to empty your wallet and break your heart in the process."
2012 SLK 350
1987 420 SEL

You ain't just whistlin' Dixie!

Plus it lowers my Cd at highways speeds.

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1980 300TD-China Blue/Blue MBTex-2nd Owner, 107K (Alt Blau) OBK #15
'06 Chevy Tahoe Z71 (for the wife & 4 kids, current mule) '03 Honda Odyssey (son #1's ride, reluctantly) '99 GMC Suburban (255K+ miles, semi-retired mule) 21' SeaRay Seville (summer escape pod)

Congrats!!! and try not to get too much oil and diesel on yourself under the hood

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On some nights I still believe that a car with the fuel gauge on empty can run about fifty more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. - HST

1983 300SD - 305000
1984 Toyota Landcruiser - 190000
1994 GMC Jimmy - 203000

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I'll my best but I can't make any guarantees... She won't mind anyways. She's used to seeing me covered in grease.

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2009 ML320 Bluetec
1985 300CD
1981 300TD

Past Mercedes
1979 300TD
1982 300TD
2000 E320 4Matic Wagon
1998 E430
1984 300SD
1980 300SD

Tell her you found the source of the problem: "This (the ring) was stuck in the intake..."

Congrats and good luck!

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-Evan


Benz Fleet:
1968 UNIMOG 404.114
1998 E300
2008 E63


Non-Benz Fleet:
1992 Aerostar
1993 MR2
2000 F250

after what happened to that guy proposing to his girlfriend on the Brooklyn Bridge yesterday (the ring fell out of the box thru the grating and he had to pull the suicide bell to have the cops stop traffic so he could get the ring) I don't think its a good idea to get the ring anywhere near the engine compartment....

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"It's normal for these things to empty your wallet and break your heart in the process."
2012 SLK 350
1987 420 SEL

Congratulations and the best to the both of you! Just keep in mind that marriage is simply a contract with the state and has the ability of ruining a perfectly good 2-year relationship.

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Don't Chrome them; polish them

we're suppose to be positive here....

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"It's normal for these things to empty your wallet and break your heart in the process."
2012 SLK 350
1987 420 SEL

Yeah, just dont drop it! I got a few sockets riding around somewhere in the engine compartment.

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1984 300SD Orient Red/ Palomino
1989 560SEC
2016 Mazda 6 6 speed manual
1995 Ford F-150 reg cab 4.9 5speed manual

Depending on where the ring was and what was stuck in it, there might be a fun night.

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01 Ford Excursion Powerstroke
99 E300 Turbodiesel
91 Vette with 383 motor
05 Polaris Sportsman 800 EFI
06 Polaris Sportsman 500 EFI
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Red
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Yellow
04 Tailgator 21 ft Toy Hauler
11 Harley Davidson 883 SuperLow

The groom was telling his friends: See that girl? She gives great BJs and after today, I will have all the BJs I want.

The bride was telling her friends: See that guy? After today, I won't have to give any more BJs to him.

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01 Ford Excursion Powerstroke
99 E300 Turbodiesel
91 Vette with 383 motor
05 Polaris Sportsman 800 EFI
06 Polaris Sportsman 500 EFI
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Red
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Yellow
04 Tailgator 21 ft Toy Hauler
11 Harley Davidson 883 SuperLow

Well it took 26 comments, but I figured the negatives would start with about #3. Like I mentioned, I have already been married once before, so I know what I'm getting myself into. She is a good one. If not one of the best ones.

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2009 ML320 Bluetec
1985 300CD
1981 300TD

Past Mercedes
1979 300TD
1982 300TD
2000 E320 4Matic Wagon
1998 E430
1984 300SD
1980 300SD