Chrysler-Fiat funnies

[Larry Delor]

Q. What do you call a Fiat on the top of a hill?
A. A miracle.

Q. What do you call 2 Fiats on top of a hill?
A. Science fiction.

Q. What do you call 3 Fiats on top of a hill?
A. A funny place for a Fiat factory.


Q: What do you get when you combine a Chrysler with a Fiat?
A: A large car that won't start.

Q: How do you get spare parts for a Fiat?
A: Follow another one around.

Q: How can you make a Fiat go 60 mph?
A: Push it off a cliff.

Owner to clerk at auto parts store: "I'd like a gas cap for my Fiat."
Clerk: "Sounds like a fair trade to me."

Q: Describe the last six pages of a Fiat owner's manual.
A: The bus schedule.

and finally..

Q: What's the difference between a Fiat and a Jehovah's Witness?
A: You can shut the door on a Jehovah's Witness