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LUVMBDiesels · #16 07-08-2009, 06:52 AM

Maybe she was the hottest thing around in Moorehead three years ago when they started

here is another great piece of news from the area:
Neighbor accused of looting home with dead man inside

By David Chanen, Star Tribune

When is a Samaritan not so good?
Ask the family of Charles Lindemans. Minneapolis police said 28-year-old David Niedzielski, allegedly checking his welfare Saturday, found Lindemans dead and didn't call 911. Instead, he ransacked his house, taking nearly a dozen pieces of jewelry and two guns, police say.
A neighbor called police after the man was inside the house for more than 10 minutes, said Sgt. Jesse Garcia. Niedzielski then started fighting with his brother, who was angry that Niedzielski stole from Lindemans. Outside the home, officers later found jewelry with Lindemans' initials in Niedzielski's pockets.
Lindemans' death isn't suspicious, Garcia said. Niedzielski was charged Tuesday with felony second-degree burglary and is being held in the Hennepin County jail.
Garcia said Niedzielski hadn't seen Lindemans, 55, around the neighborhood and noticed a smell coming from his house. He kicked in Lindemans' back door and found him dead upstairs in the house in north Minneapolis, Garcia said.
He allegedly stole several watches and necklaces, seven pairs of earrings, a cell phone, a rifle and a revolver, Garcia said. The suspect's sister said he might have been drunk, but Garcia said he had enough sense to grab valuables. He never touched Lindemans' body.
"This the first time I've heard of somebody ransacking a home with the deceased still inside," Garcia said.
Relatives of Niedzielski and Lindemans couldn't be reached for comment.

Nice place, You betcha...

R Leo · #17 07-08-2009, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by aklim

If you walked into a dark room and there she was, fine. But now that a guy has seen her face, how would he "rise to the occasion"?

Divine intervention? Immaculate confabulation? Hands-on healing? Maybe he was a snake handler?

Hatterasguy · #18 07-08-2009, 09:05 AM

Wow she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

aklim · #19 07-08-2009, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Jim B.

This reminds me of a remark made by a character in a Mario Puzo novel I read, that said "She is so ugly I couldn't get it up even if you pumped a truckload of Spanish Fly into my scrotum"

That must have been before the triplets Viagra, Levitra, Cialis were born..

R Leo · #20 07-08-2009, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by t walgamuth

Of course that is a mug shot. See the prison uniform? I bet with makeup and nice clothes she does not look too bad.

Such an optimist.

Exotic dancer? I guess that depends on how you define exotic.

aklim · #21 07-08-2009, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by t walgamuth

Of course that is a mug shot. See the prison uniform? I bet with makeup and nice clothes she does not look too bad.

I have noted many times that men who seek other women often do it with women who are not as attractive as their wife.

It always perplexes me, but then again, I always figure only two people know what goes on in their marital bedroom, and I am in no place to judge.

While I do not condone adultery, I also know that if nothing is going on in the bedroom the relationship is probably going to fail.

It will take more than that. Maybe plastic surgery. Clothes and makeup can only do so much. You can't easily make a Yugo into a 8 second car.

Puzzling. Maybe it is because they can do certain things with the hired hands that they cannot do with the wife.
Depends on whether they are polyamorists or not. If they are, more people might know what goes on.

The only reason you are in no place to judge is you are too squeamish to do a Marrion Barry and stalk the girl.

Even if things are going on in the bedroom, if they are not totally what one party or both parties want, there still will be problems.

R Leo · #22 07-08-2009, 09:14 AM

..this preacher was going to 'save' Ms Bunny Byington from eternal damnation in the pits of exotic dancing and was fooled by Satan into believing that if he payed her for sex, she would eventually see the error in her ways and come into his fold...or maybe that last part should be the other way around.

aklim · #23 07-08-2009, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by R Leo

Divine intervention? Immaculate confabulation? Hands-on healing? Maybe he was a snake handler?

Probably. Oh, silly me. I forgot. Some guys have an prosthesis implanted into the pen1s and can pump it up on command.

aklim · #24 07-08-2009, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by R Leo

Such an optimist.

Exotic dancer? I guess that depends on how you define exotic.

Exotically ugly?

lutzTD · #25 07-08-2009, 09:22 AM

amazing how much a little alchohol and the monkey on your back will impair judgement

R Leo · #26 07-08-2009, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by lutzTD

amazing how much a little alchohol and the monkey on your back will impair judgement

"Vould you like to touch my monkey? Touch him! Love him! Liebe meine abst-monkey."

865sp300e · #27 07-08-2009, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by lutzTD

amazing how much a little alchohol and the monkey on your back will impair judgement

I never went to bed with an ugly woman but I woke up to a few

Mistress · #28 07-08-2009, 10:08 AM

that's why God made light switches.

aklim · #29 07-08-2009, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by lutzTD

amazing how much a little alchohol and the monkey on your back will impair judgement

A little alcohol and scopolamine or GHB might do the trick.

E150GT · #30 07-08-2009, 01:08 PM

I'm single. I'd do her.