The "Bear Jew" scene from Inglorious Basterds comes to mind.

That said, a chainsaw duct-taped to a baseball bat.

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1980 300TD-China Blue/Blue MBTex-2nd Owner, 107K (Alt Blau) OBK #15
'06 Chevy Tahoe Z71 (for the wife & 4 kids, current mule) '03 Honda Odyssey (son #1's ride, reluctantly) '99 GMC Suburban (255K+ miles, semi-retired mule) 21' SeaRay Seville (summer escape pod)

Baseball bat and make sure to make it a stamina fight.

Your average lard butt with the chainsaw will be sweating and unable to lift it after 180 seconds...

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1992 W201 190E 1.8 171,000 km - Daily driver
1981 W123 300D ~ 100,000 miles / 160,000 km - project car stripped to the bone
1965 Land Rover Series 2a Station Wagon CIS recovery therapy!
1961 Volvo PV544 Bare metal rat rod-ish thing

I'm here to chat about cars and to help others - I'm not here "to always be right" like an internet warrior



Don't leave that there - I'll take it to bits!

Quote:

"Which weapon wuld you rather have in a fight? A basebgall bat or a chainsaw?

Give your reasohn."

Jim! Did you get clocked by a baseball bat before you started this thread?

Do aluminum bats count?

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2009 ML350 (106K) - Family vehicle
2001 CLK430 Cabriolet (80K) - Wife's car
2005 BMW 645CI (138K) - My daily driver
2016 Mustang (32K) - Daughter's car

Only in a college or Little League fight.

I'll take sharks with fricken' laser beams attached to their heads.

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Jonathan

2011 Mazda2
2000 E320 4Matic Wagon
1994 C280 (retired)

Yeah but they're on the endangered species list - wasn't it trout to the rescue in the end?

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1992 W201 190E 1.8 171,000 km - Daily driver
1981 W123 300D ~ 100,000 miles / 160,000 km - project car stripped to the bone
1965 Land Rover Series 2a Station Wagon CIS recovery therapy!
1961 Volvo PV544 Bare metal rat rod-ish thing

I'm here to chat about cars and to help others - I'm not here "to always be right" like an internet warrior



Don't leave that there - I'll take it to bits!

laser

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1980 300TD-China Blue/Blue MBTex-2nd Owner, 107K (Alt Blau) OBK #15
'06 Chevy Tahoe Z71 (for the wife & 4 kids, current mule) '03 Honda Odyssey (son #1's ride, reluctantly) '99 GMC Suburban (255K+ miles, semi-retired mule) 21' SeaRay Seville (summer escape pod)

A Mosin because when I run out of ammo its a wonderful war pike.

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2016 Corvette Stingray 2LT
1969 280SE
2023 Ram 1500
2007 Tiara 3200

i have an old chicago cop nitestick.cherry wood with lead in the end.that baby will put you down no matter where you get hit.

E55.


I could hit them, then run like hell.

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91 560 SEC AMG - other dogs dd
01 Honda S2000 - dogs dd
07 MB ML320 CDI - dd
16 Lexus IS250 - wifes dd

it's automatic.

Gas chainsaw. After you sever a limb and get their attention you can dump the remaining gas on them and set them on fire.

I have never bonked a baseball bat.

Or a chainsaw, for that matter.

But there was this peacock....

Bot, I am surprised with you! I wouldn't thought that of you. Now, if you had said, "Pea hen", well now, it would be a different story!

I cry fowl!