Give your reasohn.

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1991 560 SEC AMG, 199k <---- 300 hp 10:1 ECE euro HV ...

1995 E 420, 170k "The Red Plum" (sold)

2015 BMW 535i xdrive awd Stage 1 DINAN, 6k, <----364 hp

1967 Mercury Cougar, 49k

2013 Jaguar XF, 20k <----340 hp Supercharged, All Wheel Drive (sold)

Bat. I can start it a lot faster than my chainsaw.

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Behind every great man is a great woman. Behind every great woman is a great behind.

yall you need is a bat and the knowledge to use it. chainsaw would be useless

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miyamoto_Musashi

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1982 300CD Turbo (Otis, "ups & downs") parts for sale
2003 TJ with Hemi (to go anywhere, quickly) sold
2001 Excursion Powerstroke (to go dependably)
1970 Mustang 428SCJ (to go fast)
1962 Corvette LS1 (to go in style)
2001 Schwinn Grape Krate 10spd (if all else fails)

Baseball bat for me. What if the chainsaw doesn't start.

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Baseball bat would be closer to what I was trained to use (1.25 dia. 26' long bamboo). personally, I'd rather just have a cut off broom handle.

This question reminds me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hQC3nkftrk

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1984 300D, 228k, Light Ivory, Java MB-Tex

Hydrogen bomb hidden within a baseball bat. Next question?

Baseball bat has a much more useful center of gravity, a great bonkin' tool.

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Current stable:
- 2004 Mazda RALLYWANKEL
- 2007 Saturn sky redline
- 2004 Explorer...under surgery.

Past: 135i, GTI, 300E, 300SD, 300SD, Stealth

I'd go more for a light saber . . . OTOH the chain saw makes a lot of noise and looks more scary.

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OBK #55

1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold
Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles

Does the chain saw come with a hockey mask?

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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century

OBK #55

1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold
Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles

I'll take the chainsaw. Even a glancing blow is going to do damage. A person's will to stay in a fight drops pretty dramatically when they start bleeding all over the place or get a limb cut off.

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2011 Mazda2
2000 E320 4Matic Wagon
1994 C280 (retired)

I've found a bat works better than a chain saw. Too much blood to clean up with the later. No open wounds with 'ole hickory.

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'07 Yukon 2500
'13 Subaru Outback 3.6R
'13 Orbea Carpe 9-speed

Currently Benzless
Formerly: 300TD, S600, E55, 560SEL

---= The forest breathes, listen.
-Native American elder

baseball bat, use it to fight my way to a weapon that shoots projectiles....

Baseball bat.....its a lot easier to wield because your oponent most certainly won't be standing still. And you could take out a chainsaw pretty easily with a strike to the chain bar on either side with the bat.

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Proud owner of ....
1971 280SE W108
1979 300SD W116
1983 300D W123
1975 Ironhead Sportster chopper
1987 GMC 3/4 ton 4X4 Diesel
1989 Honda Civic (Heavily modified)
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Section 609 MVAC Certified
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"He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." - Friedrich Nietzsche

Rock, paper, scissors.

What weapon does the opponent have? One thing is for sure, I wouldn't want one of those chainsaws with an extension cord.

How many allies and opponents? I could cut clubs with a chainsaw.

"Mr. President, in light of this arms race I think we need to escalate this conflict".