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Keep up. It has already been established that the joke would have to be funny to be in a joke thread.

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When major national figures like LarryBible slander our President, I have no choice but to defend our country and push back.

Oh, that made my sides hurt; (major national figures like LarryBible).

Cracking up.
Impossible; nobody can slander a President, they are all clowns.

If you want to defend our country, join the border patrol.


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Something racial happen in here or you just like it to look that way.

No, and that's not a banana in my pocket either!

Ok that made me choke on my drink. Good one. If only these jokes were about Cheney then I'm sure you would love them.

That's like saying that I would find Darth Vader jokes funny.

Top 10 Darth Vader "Peeves"

10. Having to live a good part of my life with the name 'Anakin.'

9. Obi-Wan Kenobi keeps appearing in the middle of the night saying 'I told you so!'

8. Boba Fett gets all the chicks.

7. All I did was torture hundreds of innocent people, wipe out an entire generation of Jedi Knights, assist in destroying the rightful government in exchange for a malevolent dictatorship, destroy a planet, torture my daughter that I didn't even know existed, chop off my son's hand . . . and I'm the bad guy.

6. The way G.M. tries to skirt around installing new safety features (Whoops! Sorry, that's a Ralph Nader pet peeve).

5. That darn Energizer bunny.

4. Whenever I eat at a KFC, everyone jokes that I'll only eat dark meat.

3. Wiseguys who come up to me saying 'This is CNN.'

2. When appearing together at military functions, The Emperor always insists on wearing his 'I'm with stupid' T-shirt.

1. I'm seen as a dark lord representative of all that's evil, but Newt Gingrich is a national celebrity.

We need to start a new thread titled "Moronic joke thread".

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Would they still be moronic if they were about the politicians that you hate?

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If they were of the same caliber as your "jokes", yes.

I'm with you Larry most of these guys are wound way too tight.

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I thought it was funny.

What I liked even better was the series of overhead smashes that followed that high lob of an OP.

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Larry you may want to be carefull with your choice of words. 'Hate' is a very strong one.
Just curious..what does your pastor say about the word hate?. I remember what the church says about the word hate.

Besides..I dont understand how a person can hate someone they do not personally know..Not logical.

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I cannot imagine any joke that involves an adult killing a child being funny.

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