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Does anyone remember history?? They disappear the child for political correctness training, just like Chairman Mao Zedong. ROFL The humor is that US politics is beyond STUPID today for both parties. .
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Can someone tell me how many other politician's names can be substituted in this joke and still have it work with the Jeremiah Wright question?
Methinks the Larry doth protest too much.
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Silly, those PARTICULAR questions won't work with the politician you love to smear. Make up questions that fit THAT politician. Geesh! BTW, if I were protesting the same politicians that YOU like to protest, would it be different for you?
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 Also, on the first joke by LB, its a little too specific to BO to be universally funny, but the idea of the secret service whacking a kid or sending him to reeducation is pretty funny. I would prefer to assume that they took him outside and shot him during recess, makes the joke way better for me.
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02-03-2012, 01:32 PM
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From the 2008 Comedy Files:
"Last week, presidential candidate Mitt Romney called himself a lifelong hunter. Turns out he's only hunted twice in his life. And, of course, both of those times were for Easter eggs. He said he hunts only small animals, like Jed Clampett did. Comparing himself to Jed Clampett? Is that a good idea? Anybody gonna want to vote for President Jed Clampett, especially after eight years of President Jethro?" --Jay Leno "Mitt Romney has been telling people he's a 'lifelong hunter,' but the truth is that he went hunting once when he was 15 years old and once last year, so by 'lifelong' he means he went twice. I think it's important to add, both of the times he went hunting, he shot an old man in the face, so he's at least vice presidential material." --Conan O'Brien "I think it was a major mistake. It would be like me saying I've been a lifelong golfer because I played putt-putt when I was 9 years old and I rode in a golf cart a couple of times." - Mike Huckabee More Recently, Former Justice Sandra Day O'Connor Of the current GOP candidates . . . "one is a practicing polygamist, and he's not even the Mormon!" Last edited by MTI; 02-03-2012 at 01:59 PM.
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I might have to look "real hard" to see if anyone (similiar in believe) defended our country and pushed back, just as hard, while our last (or any Repub. for that matter) President was slandered in like fashion, if not with more vigorous vitriol. Then again, it could just be me...  
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I'm not wild about Rev. Wright. But the unfortunate fact is that black people have been kept down by whitey for a long time. It's eased up quite a bit in the last 40 years or so but many vestiges linger. I don't think Wright's approach has always been the best one but I understand what motivates it. Your "humor" requires that I overlook everything that I know about the issue and just join in a chorus of virtual hooting. Quote:
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"ok boys, aim low! We wing this critter, and we're liable to lose him in the herd"
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Now this is actually funny
http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-12027-Horse-Head-Mask/product-reviews/B003G4IM4S/ref=cm_cr_dp_all_summary?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending Lets all kick back a bit and enjoy the weekend?\ "Last year I dressed as Sarah Jessica Parker for Halloween, and this really helped pull my costume together."
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Here's another tip...I throw the smilies in for the slow ones...somehow, folks still get p!ssed... Go figure...  (BTW, thanks for showing me a mistake...I'll get it corrected...)
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