Larry Bible visited a grade school in South Philly last week to talk to the kids. After his talk he offered question time.

One little boy put up his hand, and Larry asked him his name.
" Walter," responds the little boy.

"And what is your question, Walter?"

"I have four questions:

First, Why do you stonewall on every opposing political view rather than have a rational open minded discussion?

Second, Why is it that someone can think a joke is not funny without having liberal bias?

Third, Why is it funny for a child to be killed for asking factually incorrect right propaganda questions?

Fourth, Do you really believe that nobody in America is allowed to drill for oil, Obama thinks Wright was his mentor, the president thinks the economy is fixed, and he had no congressional support for actions in Libya?

Just then, the bell rings for recess so Larry informed the kids that
they will continue after recess.

When they resumed class, Mr. Bible said, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right: question time.. Who has a question?"

Another little boy put up his hand. Larry points him out and asks him
his name.

"Steve," he responds.

"And what is your question, Steve?"

Actually, I have two questions.

First, Why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early?

Second, What the heck happened to Walter?"

Third, Is there a real punch line to this joke or did I just listen to all this garbage for nothing?

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Joke's on us? no wonder LB is laughing at all of us!

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Some of you guys flipping out over a JOKE really need to relax and read this:

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Hey There Obama! A Political Parody - YouTube

The end quote is worth listening for

Empty In DC - Nerdy Political Parody Rap - YouTube

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A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

"She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be an Obama Democrat."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Republican."

"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."

Actually, PaulC v1.0 enrolled here around June 2001.

"Why Can't We (at least pretend to) Be Friends?" Lyrics: B. Hopman Vocals: R. Hopman - YouTube

it hurts.
stop it, I can't keep laughing this hard.........

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That is funny. I also recall thinking so when it came out during Bush's tenure.

I've read some of this stuff (the middle I'll have to go back over later...it might explain what I'm about to ask here...), and I find it comical that after some 75+ post, somehow we're discussing the death of a child that was in a classroom with the Prez.

Here's what even more funny...

Tyler just juxtiposed Larry's original post, subbing in Larry's name/moniker in place of the Prez's, and in BOTH POSTS, there's nothing about a child being "offed" or killed.

Interesting...

Assuming for a few moments here, if someone, somewhere, hadn't brought up the idea that "Walter" (or Larry for that matter) disappeared due to some well-worded questioning, how many posts would have NOT been done...including this one?

Eh?

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You Might Be A Democrat If...

•You own something that says, "Dukakis for President, " and still display it.
•You've ever said, "We really should call the ACLU about this."
•You believe that a few hundred loggers can find another career, but the defenseless spotted owl must live in its preferred tree.
•You ever based an argument on the phrase, "But they can afford a tax hike because..."
•You keep count of how many people you know in each racial or ethnic category.
•You believe our government must do it because everyone in Europe does.
•You can't talk about foreign policy without using the word conspiracy.
•You think Ralph Nader makes a lot of sense.
•You don't understand why anyone was bothered by Jane's trip to Hanoi.
•You think solar energy is being held back by those greedy oil companies.
•You've never been mugged.
•You actually expect to collect Social Security.
•You think the State of Florida should have tried to reform Ted Bundy.
•You think the Great Society has actually worked.
•You don't see the similarity between WONK and WANK.
•You got teary-eyed during the film "The American President."
•You think Ayn Rand is an African currency.
•Your house smells like a garbage dump because of your commitment to recycling.
•You think political patronage describes the Kennedy family.
•Your High School Year Book goals included the words "help people."
•You think the Free Market is where they hand out Government cheese.
•You think Carter should be on Mt. Rushmore.
•You believe personal injury lawyers when they say they are just trying to defend the little guy.
•You know that those profit mongering drug companies could find a cure for AIDS if they really wanted to.
•You actually believe the NY Times and Washington Post.
•You know at least one Vegan.
•You trust Teddy Kennedy when he said that she was driving.
•You'd rather own Birkenstock than Merck Stock.
•You think public housing is great, but just NIMBY.
•You think the anti-war protestors from '60s are the real heroes.
•You think that Supply Side Economics refers to your dope dealer's stash.
•You think Michael Jackson is a great example of diversity.
•You actually think that poverty can be abolished.
•You think that Joan Baez had something to say.
•You admire the Swedish welfare system.
•You know that Jefferson really meant to say "Entitled to Happiness."
•You think the Flat Tax should be at 95%
•You go to Gay Pride Day parades so that no one can call you homophobic.
•After looking at your pay stub you can still say, "America is undertaxed."

YOU MIGHT BE A TEA PARTIER IF:

1: You’re irate over the president taking so many vacation days on the taxpayer’s dime (61 thus far), but you thought George W. Bush earned every minute of his leisure time (196 days at the same point in his presidency).

2: You’re happy with your 40 hour work week, paid vacations and company-provided healthcare, but you’re strongly anti-union, because those unions are a bunch of socialists.

3: You strongly support the First Amendment and its guarantee of religious freedom to all, but you don’t think Muslims have a right to build an Islamic Community Center in Manhattan.

4: You believe Ronald Reagan was a devout Christian, even though he hated going to church, but any president who spends twenty years going to the same Trinity United Church in Chicago must be a Muslim.

5: You believe when a Republican governor creates a healthcare package with an individual mandate for everyone in his state, that’s a good idea. But when a Democratic president does it, suddenly it’s socialist.

6: You’re so enthused about demonstrating your Second Amendment rights, you can think of no finer place to brandish your pistol in public than at a presidential rally.

7: You believe Bill Clinton was responsible for Osama bin Laden’s escape ten years ago, but thankfully George W. Bush caught up with him and killed him in Pakistan.

8: You believe in putting American jobs first, except when president Obama rescued 1.5 million GM and Chrysler autoworkers, because that was socialism.

9: It angers you that you can’t communicate with the Mexican busboy at your local Olive Garden, but when you took a vacation to San Francisco’s Chinatown, you thought it’s quaint that so many Chinese-Americans are holding fast to their traditional language. Because that’s America!

10: You deny that the lunatic who tried to murder Gaby Giffords was a conservative, even though he targeted a Jewish, pro-choice, pro gay rights, Democratic Congresswoman.

11: You thought it was perfectly normal that every president in history had an untethered right to raise the debt ceiling when warranted, but when Obama asked the GOP held congress to do it, you thought it only natural that it be tied to cutting Social Security and Medicare, which are socialist.

12: When the new 112th Congress was sworn in, you swooned as they promised to focus on “Jobs, jobs, jobs.” But when they pivoted, and went after NPR, Planned Parenthood and gay rights, you cheered.

13: You accuse president Obama of raising your taxes to the highest point ever, even though they’re lower today than at any time since 1950.

14: You believe the wealthiest Americans are “job creators,” and they are — but it doesn’t bother you that all the workers in those positions are in India, China and Malaysia, and they’re doing the jobs that our fathers once did.

15: You believe gays are anti-American, because their lifestyle is a threat to the children… unless they’re married to Tea Party-backed presidential candidates from Minnesota.

16: You strongly defend individual freedom, but that freedom doesn’t include a woman’s right to decide her own healthcare needs.

17: You believe corporations are people too, and are deserving of the same rights as the rest of us. Just not the same obligations to pay personal income tax free of corporate loopholes, or penalties for massive criminal behavior and tax evasion. In these matters, corporations are deserving of special rights.

18: And since corporations are now people too, you must believe in their right to a driver’s license, the right to marry, to adopt children, etc. These rights shall not be denied to Exxon, Halliburton and BP (but still immune from the right of the People to try, convict and sentence to death any corporation that conspires to commit a felony… because at that point, they’re suddenly not people again.)

19: You still believe Climate Change is a myth, and the recent record highs, lows, floods and droughts around the world coinciding with climate scientist’s predictions are all an amazing coincidence. Oh, and Al Gore is FAT!

20: You believe when George W. Bush took the national debt from $5 trillion to $11 trillion, it was necessary for him to do so to keep America safe. But when Barack Obama added to it by trying to rescue the country from a second Great Depression, he was deliberately trying to destroy America!

21: You believe America is a God fearing country, and that the Almighty protects those who believe just as you do. But it’s never crossed your mind that the majority of tornados, hurricanes and floods all occur in the Bible Belt.

22: You believe that no matter who’s in the White House, the office, if not the man himself is deserving of your respect. The only exceptions to this rule, are if his middle name sounds Muslim, and if he’s not at least as white as that black guy who works down in the mailroom at the office.

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