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why you volunteer nothing to the police when you get pulled over
Lesson for all those other big mouthed idiots like myself who insist on chatting with the police officer. :D
http://i1217.photobucket.com/albums/...2/ticket-1.jpg Had a short conversation with the cop about my 89 van when he whacked me in NY state. Circumstances were I was traveling with traffic, but I had out of state plates on a bright green work van, which draws the eye. Out of cars to pull over, he chose me because I wasn't likely to dispute the ticket 300 miles from my home state. (not that he needed any help, since I put my foot in my mouth) Actual conversation went something like this- (relevant part) "do you know why I pulled you over?" "I was probably going to fast?" "I have you traveling at 75 with a radar gun. Are you aware this is a 55 zone?" "Are you sure I was going 75? top speed of this van is only 70 something, its not very fast." As you can see, he made my smart a$$ question into a statement, and reaffirmed it with another non relevant part of my further stupid statements. This information is handed back to you as a signed document with your ticket, (which in NY state requires you plead guilty before knowing the fine or punishment. Clever of them) Never make statements, I should have said "I don't know" for every question, and volunteered nothing while being courteous and polite. Now I can't send the ticket to my lawyer and try and dispute it for reduced points or lower fine. Oops. :rolleyes: |
name, rank and serial number....
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Does RI share points with NY (NY doesn't assess points for out of state violations, from personal experience - other states may be similar)? If it doesn't, pay the ticket, and privately hope a truck whacks the lying ass of a cop during a traffic stop. Karma can be a b*tch.
As far as pleading guilty, you can always plead not guilty. Though the judge is more likely to believe a cop than a citizen, sadly. |
At least you weren't picked up for murder . . .
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Another prospective member of the ACLU! Why say anything? Just show them the card!
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Or the Steven Wright routine:
Officer: Why were you going so fast? Me: See this thing my foot is on? It's called an accelerator. When you push down on it, it sends more gas to the engine. The whole car just takes right off. And see this thing? This steers it. |
George Carlin, on showing up late to traffic court, "The judge said I should have been there on time, I said, 'Judge, it's that kind of thinking that got me here in the first place.'"
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AH HAHAHAHA This would be a 4pt ticket in NY, I pay the 300 plus dollars fine it will be, and won't make a single difference on my RI license. FWIW, I have two other tickets pending from the last month in RI based off my stupid purchase of a powerful fast car (now selling). All added up would be 10 pts in NY, which has a limit of 11 before taking your license, and severe punishments after 6 I think. I am very lucky at the moment, and should be able to pay myself out of this hole ive dug and be safe. I am not exceeding 65 from now on, ill be driving my 86 1.6 diesel VW as my personal car. I am actually a very safe driver, but speeding is a chronic problem, and is the very reason I first bought a MB diesel. Plenty fast to get you there, but won't be creeping up to 80+ without work. |
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Had nothing to do with it, but definitely ruined my pleasant dream like walk home. Had me down at the station in a lineup and everything. Guy had been driving drunk and hit a phone pole, caused a bunch of property damage, smashed some cars, closed off a busy street, and ran for it. I was two blocks away limping. Cops were pretty angry |
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I got a ticket in NJ last year. The cop actually had the nerve to say - "I see you have a NY license, just send the fine here, pretty sure you won't get points." |
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In my cirumstance, two tickets were 20 over midmorning events on sparsely populated highways. The NY thing was actually a 65 limit, but apparently there is a single section of 55 as you pass under a bridge. Road was straight as an arrow. The last ticket was a 10 over, 35 in a 25 down a grade high in 3rd gear on my other car. |
I have been very lucky over the years. That's all I'm saying about that.
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of course hindsight is 20/20. When traveling out of state, best to stay 5 MPH BELOW the posted speed limit because it is exactly as you say, out of staters are more likely to receive a ticket. they know most out of state drivers won't fight it and will simply pay the fine.
Another item of interest I have noticed is they will make rapid speed limit changes on the same stretch of road which makes it more difficult to keep up with. Also makes it more dangerous for the drivers who have one more thing to worry about. |
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I have to check my files, I still have the other documentation. It would be amusing to discover that the same cop got me twice with about 4 years separating the events |
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(a) it's kind of hard to drive fast in NYC (b) no points transfer to a NY license even if you do get pinched (c) don't crap where you eat! |
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Don't get me wrong, you SHOULD slow down in a construction zone, and particularly so when you're actually in the area where they are working, but 45 for 6 miles when they are working in a 200-yard area? Ugh. In that case it's revenue enhancement. |
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"Mandatory Court Appearance" for one that I received here in Kalifornia.
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"do you know why I pulled you over?"
The answer to that should have been "how could I possibly know why YOU did something?" Sure, that'll get you the ticket, but you're not going to talk your way out of it anyway. He or she is just looking for anything to use against you. That's their job. You should only provide them with your documentation and answer questions related to the same. |
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Is it because you're all baked on weed and forgot where the donut shop is? |
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And to think...I gave her a SUV with a powerful V-8 instead of going the pedal car idea I had. |
I've gotten out of several tickets by running my mouth. :D:D:D The funniest one was when I was moving from Fla. to Ky. I was doing 75mph in a 55mph zone on I-75 in northern Ga. The hwy patrol officer pulled me over, and walked up to the car and asked me to step out. After he checked everything, he asked me why I was driving so fast. I told him that I was tired of being the only English speaking person in the state of Florida, and that I loaded up my wife, three children, two dogs and a cat and am heading back to Korntucky where I belong. He started laughing and said slow down and have a nice day. :D
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There's a documentary called Never Talk to the Police or something close to that - worth seeing.
I was thinking about this lately 'cause of some other stuff that came to my attention. Who do you think is the enemy in the war on drugs? You are. Same with the war on terrorism, war on poverty, etc. I like fried chicken. |
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Im doing this with a car that was a performance sedan back in the early 90s, but now can get beat by pretty much every new car base model. Imagine what would happen if I had a NEW car with plenty of power? Id be like Jplinville's wife, one foot almost in jail. Back to diesels for me. over 100 hp, im not interested. (well, maybe 140 hp, that way i can count 617s) :D |
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This is my punishment car (with the 5-speed, so it will go 70). 50hp, slow, unbreakable, easy to repair when it does. Customizable, tons of aftermarket fun can be had. This particular car came STOCK with "essence de rodent" Makes you keep the trips short http://i1217.photobucket.com/albums/...a/running2.jpg |
Both my speeding tickets have been when I was out of state. One was for 5 miles over in Arizona. The other was less than 10 over in Colorado on a downhill stretch of I70 that they turned into 1 massive speed trap by lowering it to 55. If I were to follow the speed limit there I would likely cause an accident, as everyone is going at least 10 over.
I was nice, both cops were a-holes getting their quota. |
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Its hard to to open that thing up. :( |
In the last two years I have gotten 4 tickets in my mazda. That little car makes it difficult to realize how fast you are really going. I was cruising to the valley once and I came up on some traffic pretty fast. I looked down and I was doing 100 mph. I didnt even realize it. We do have a points system here in Texas but I have yet to see my insurance go up or any extra fines placed on me. I am not sure why. I always request defensive driving at court and pay $115. I then never take the course and never go back to court. A warrant is issued and I drive around flirting with the possibility of being arrested until I finally decide to pay the $200 or so and clear my name for a few months until I get another one. I did buy a radar detector after the last ticket and I believe it has helped a few times. It never gets used any more though as I hard wired it into the mazda and I never drive it any more.
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Bad news: You'll be deported. |
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they have no shortage of people they can write traffic citations on. the insurance companies and city governments remain the main beneficiaries of traffic citations while the rest of us take it in the shorts.
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I could live with the Mazda3 ... ... ... IF IT WERE RWD as "performence" cars are ordained to be!!!
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