As the Bard said, "All the world's a stage..."

There was a bard here, also a bard ii.

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Ah, you're right. I forgot to capitalize the article.

"As The Bard said, "All the world's a stage..."

Better?

There was a user here named bard, iirc he was banned then came back as bard ii. I think he was an alter-ego of someone who is still here. Don't recall who. I'm getting old.

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Sorry for any confusion. I was making the (typical?) reference to William Shakespeare, who has managed to earn the moniker of "The Bard."

The quote usually includes the rest of the sentence: "All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players."

It's from "As You Like It" and the full passage is pretty good (also readable and understandable, at least to me, unlike much of his body of work).

All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players:
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts,
His acts being seven ages. At first the infant,
Mewling and puking in the nurse's arms.
And then the whining school-boy, with his satchel
And shining morning face, creeping like snail
Unwillingly to school. And then the lover,
Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad
Made to his mistress' eyebrow. Then a soldier,
Full of strange oaths and bearded like the pard,
Jealous in honour, sudden and quick in quarrel,
Seeking the bubble reputation
Even in the cannon's mouth. And then the justice,
In fair round belly with good capon lined,
With eyes severe and beard of formal cut,
Full of wise saws and modern instances;
And so he plays his part. The sixth age shifts
Into the lean and slipper'd pantaloon,
With spectacles on nose and pouch on side,
His youthful hose, well saved, a world too wide
For his shrunk shank; and his big manly voice,
Turning again toward childish treble, pipes
And whistles in his sound. Last scene of all,
That ends this strange eventful history,
Is second childishness and mere oblivion,
Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything.

Yes, broadcast media needs more shy withdrawn types . . .

I thought he was Spock and Spock II and Rasputin. And Langston.

Spock would "Remember" Tyler knows what I mean.

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I saw "As You Like It" at Wolf Trap in '92 (Vienna, VA). Had a hot date, but she was too dumb to follow the dialogue.

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Was she a blond?

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Nope. A hottie Asian gal from Sacramento, CA. Worked in Wash DC for Children's Defense Fund.

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Yeah, she was pretty dumb. Got old real fast. Kind of a b!tch too, now that I think about it.

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Wow, I forgot about them. You just reactivated some long dormant, alcohol damaged brain cells.

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Damaged hell, I kill them off!

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