For the shop. In light of the recent robbery at my Printing and Sign Shop, I've hired a highly qualified security guard. His name is Bity Man. His wife, Baby Girl helps him keep the place secure.

Attached Thumbnails

   

__________________
For the Saved, this world is the worst it will ever get.
For the unSaved, this world is the best it will ever get.

Clk's Ebay Stuff BUY SOMETHING NOW!!!

Good looking security guards!

Mine are named "Hairy Dog" and "Joe Dog." One of them is an Australian Shepherd Mix and the other is a Sharpai(sp?)/Lab mix. Those are my LIVE security guards.

I have several mechanical security guards with names such as Sam Colt, Winchester and Remington.

__________________
2001 SLK 320 six speed manual
2014 Porsche Cayenne six speed manual

Annoy a Liberal, Read the Constitution

As long as they bark loud it will be good.
When a DB hears a dog going ballistic on the other side of a door seldom will they open it.

__________________
Grumpy Old Diesel Owners Club group

I no longer question authority, I annoy authority. More effect, less effort....

1967 230-6 auto parts car. rust bucket.
1980 300D now parts car 800k miles
1984 300D 500k miles
1987 250td 160k miles English import
2001 jeep turbo diesel 130k miles
1998 jeep tdi ~ followed me home. Needs a turbo.
1968 Ford F750 truck. 6-354 diesel conversion.
Other toys ~J.D.,Cat & GM ~ mainly earth moving

I miss my security guard...

__________________
-Justin

91 560 SEC AMG - other dogs dd
01 Honda S2000 - dogs dd
07 MB ML320 CDI - dd
16 Lexus IS250 - wifes dd

it's automatic.

Phew! For a second, I thought you hired these clowns:

__________________

1980 300TD-China Blue/Blue MBTex-2nd Owner, 107K (Alt Blau) OBK #15
'06 Chevy Tahoe Z71 (for the wife & 4 kids, current mule) '03 Honda Odyssey (son #1's ride, reluctantly) '99 GMC Suburban (255K+ miles, semi-retired mule) 21' SeaRay Seville (summer escape pod)

Can't be them! That attack dog doesn't look anything like Clicks!

__________________
2001 SLK 320 six speed manual
2014 Porsche Cayenne six speed manual

Annoy a Liberal, Read the Constitution

I saw this sign at a bodyshop in Newark a few years ago.



These Premises Guarded by

SMITH&WESSON

Three Nights per Week

(you guess which three)

That sign is mild in comparison to some parts of Newark. I also remember that you would have to defeat five steel doors to get into some places at night.

When I stopped my truck outside of a business on Littletown avenue in Newark to pick up chemicals 20 years ago. They provided four security guys for the truck that you would not want to mess with. This was everytime I stopped there. Or if someone tried to stop my truck in that area I would not have hesitated to push their vehicle out of the way with my heavy truck. It is one of the few places I went that a gun in the cab might have provided some comfort.