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kmaysob · #16 10-09-2012, 12:05 AM

Guess he doesnt know about the three sea shells

cullennewsom · #17 10-09-2012, 12:06 AM

A plastic shower curtain! Got the idea from this guy: Rodney Carrington - Little Things (lyrics) - YouTube

aklim · #18 10-09-2012, 03:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Darktech

I just wipe my ass on the nearest pool stick.

So you like the feel of the pool stick sliding up and down the crack?

aklim · #19 10-09-2012, 03:13 AM

An option is to simply pull up your pants and forget about it.

When I had the runs on a hunting trip and forgot to pack TP, I used clean snow.

layback40 · #20 10-09-2012, 06:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Jim B.

THAT'S only in the loo in Turkey, you fool!

(Danger of break-through unless multiple folded)

You need to improve your understanding of Australian bush culture.
In outside "Dunnies" ( Australian for toilet) ~ also known as a thunder box, the news paper is there to get rid of any Redbacks (a poison spider). You light a sheet of news paper & run it around just under the seat.
The is an Australian folk song called "Redback on the toilet seat".

Redback on the toilet seat - YouTube

There was a red-back on the toilet seat
When I was there last night,
I didn’t see him in the dark,
But boy! I felt his bite!
I jumped high up into the air,
And when I hit the ground,
That crafty red-back spider
Wasn’t nowhere to be found.

I rushed in to the missus,
Told her just where I’d been bit,
She grabbed the cut throat razor blade,
And I nearly took a fit.
I said, “Just forget what’s on your mind,
And call a doctor please,
‘Cause I’ve got a feeling that your cure
Is worse than the disease.”

There was a red-back on the toilet seat
When I was there last night,
I didn’t see him in the dark,
But boy! I felt his bite!
And now I’m here in hospital,
A sad and sorry plight,
And I curse that red-back spider
On the toilet seat last night.

I can’t lay down, I can’t sit up,
And I don’t know what to do,
And all the nurses think it’s funny,
But that’s not my point of view.
I tell you it’s embarrassing,
And that’s to say the least
That I’m too sick to eat a bite,
While that spider had a feast!

And when I get back home again,
I tell you what I’ll do,
I’ll make that red-back suffer
For the pain I’m going through.
I’ve had so many needles
That I’m looking like a sieve,
And I promise you that spider
Hasn’t very long to live!

There was a red-back on the toilet seat
When I was there last night,
I didn’t see him in the dark,
But boy! I felt his bite!
And now I’m here in hospital,
A sad and sorry plight,
And I curse that red-back spider
On the toilet seat last night.

Darktech · #21 10-09-2012, 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by aklim

So you like the feel of the pool stick sliding up and down the crack?

It's either that or slide down the stair rail. You DID notice who bit down on that comment . . .

jplinville · #22 10-09-2012, 10:41 AM

I've just decided that I won't be playing pool with some of you...EVER. LOL

JB3 · #23 10-09-2012, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by aklim

An option is to simply pull up your pants and forget about it.

When I had the runs on a hunting trip and forgot to pack TP, I used clean snow.

it amazes me just how many people seem to do just that.

I was in an ikea yesterday, and while using the public restroom, some guy ran into the stall next to me, violently used the toilet, did not wipe, and did not flush, then walked out.

aklim · #24 10-09-2012, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by jplinville

I've just decided that I won't be playing pool with some of you...EVER. LOL

Any excuse to play pocket pool.