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10-08-2012, 01:26 PM
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What do you do...
When you run out of toilet paper at work?
Do you innovate and use something else? Go to another stall to finish your business? Call someone to bring you more TP? Had a close one today! Discuss.
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10-08-2012, 01:35 PM
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I survey the stall before I choose one. I look for a clean toilet with ample TP. When in a public restroom, choose the lesser to 2 evils.
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10-08-2012, 02:26 PM
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What else is handy? Is there a sink with paper towels to wipe and wash?
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10-08-2012, 02:46 PM
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10-08-2012, 05:02 PM
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I always recon the situation, unless its an emergency like in a bar or porta potty. Than I have to do a hover poo which isn't that fun.
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10-08-2012, 05:27 PM
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If all else fails....the napkins by the coffee machine.
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10-08-2012, 07:41 PM
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There is normally a copy of the news paper in there.
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10-08-2012, 08:02 PM
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10-08-2012, 08:31 PM
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(Danger of break-through unless multiple folded)
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10-08-2012, 09:00 PM
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Anybody got change for a twenty??
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10-08-2012, 09:00 PM
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10-08-2012, 09:28 PM
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10-08-2012, 11:23 PM
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Since we're on the subject of bathroom humor, here's a trivia question for you -
What is the Golden Flapper Award? I know what it is, but thank gawd I've never had the misfortune of "winning" said prize.
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10-08-2012, 11:40 PM
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Reminds me of a coworker years ago who was sitting in a stall and had things so badly arranged/misdirected that he unknowingly peed into his pants. He had to get outside help, but this was before cell phones, so of course eventually the whole floor knew.
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