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The future is bleak...
My daughter, who will graduate from High School next week, was asking if we had a cool iron. Of course, my wife and I had pained looks on our faces, because we had no idea what she was talking about...
Apparently her gown that she'll be wearing, along with her cap, will need to have a few wrinkles taken out, and the directions called for a cool iron. I told her that was why we still use the old aluminum ice trays, that she'll need to lay the gown out and rub the bottom of the ice tray all over the gown. Her response?? "Cool, Daddy, I didn't know you could do that" We're screwed...
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85,000 miles Meet on the level, leave on the square. Great words to live by Were we directed from Washington when to sow and when to reap, we should soon want bread. - Thomas Jefferson: Autobiography, 1821.
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