There is the story of the older man who bought a sports car and was out driving at over 100 mph. He saw a police car with blue lights flashing so he pulled over. The police officer said “I have 10 minutes left on my shift, if you can provide me with a good reason why you were driving so fast, I will let you go.” The old man replied “ years ago my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her back”. The old man drove off without a ticket.

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[SIGPIC] Diesel loving autocrossing grandpa Architect. 08 Dodge 3/4 ton with Cummins & six speed; I have had about 35 benzes. I have a 39 Studebaker Coupe Express pickup in which I have had installed a 617 turbo and a five speed manual.[SIGPIC]

..I also have a 427 Cobra replica with an aluminum chassis.