The F word

[Lebenz]

When is @#$% Acceptable?


There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered truly socially acceptable for use.

They are as follows:


11. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?"
-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912



10. "What the @#$% was that?"
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945



9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
-- Custer, 1877



8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
-- Einstein, 1938


7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
-- Picasso, 1926


6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC


5. "You want! WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566


4. "Where the @#$% are we?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937


3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
-- Noah, 4314 BC


2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
-- Bill Clinton, 1999


and a drum roll please............!


1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."
-- Sadaam Hussein, 2003

[G-Benz]

...and #9!

[Cap'n Carageous]

"There are no @#$%ing Americans in Baghdad!!"

[Hatterasguy]

350 owner
"Where is that @#$%ing oil going?"

S600 owner

"Where is my @#$%ing checkbook?"

240D owner:

Why is the *%#& WIND passing me!?

WHAT THE %(#&*$#% DO YOU MEAN MY %)#*$ INSURANCE IS 289 A MONTH! Me when I first got a DL

How the %#$% do I get a 1300 dollar cell phone bill. Me in Sep.

Truly a worthy post, it made it even made it to the printer.

Good one tracy.

[Cap'n Carageous]

What the fuc% has our society become in that we can say @uck @reely by simply disguising some f#cking letters? Where's the @uckin' @cc?

[chazola]

what's wrong with saying Ford? not a Benz but they're not that bad surely?

[Honus]

Sometimes no other word will do.

[AustinsCE]

Fords are that bad, Shirley

[The Warden]

Originally posted by AustinsCE
Fords are that bad, Shirley

I'd rather push a Ford than drive a Chebby although I'd still rather push a Chebby than drive rice :p

Of course, Ford can't hold a candle to M-B, but M-B doesn't market a 3/4 ton diesel truck in the U.S...

BTW, 219K miles on my F-250 and still running like a dream.

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R oad
D ead

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D ailey

IDK between my friends Exursion and another 2500HD give me the HD anyday

[The Warden]

Condition
Hopeless
Entire
Vehicle
Reengineered from
Old
Leftover
Engine
Technology.

Joking aside, if GM would ditch the IFS 4x4 front axle in favor of a real drive axle and ditched the D-max for a Cat (I think a 3116 would fit just fine! ), I would at least be able to respect them...but who in their right minds puts aluminum cylinder heads on a "heavy-duty" diesel and puts CV joint axles under the front end of a 1 ton 4x4? *shrug*

My first choice is actually Dodge...can't argue with an engine that can get 1 million miles of life and can be modified to outrun most ricers :p

[The Godfather]

" I got some good news: I just saved a bunch of @#$%ing money on insurance by switching to Geico."