This thing will put 60 Mins. out of biz.

http://www.nationallampoon.com/nl/05_av/bush_generator/

Not sure if this technically qualifies as a 'conspiracy', as it's too well known...

My favorite: Well, if one rigged election gets rid of the UN, I suppose I could overlook it. :p

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I think your interest makes case-in-point.

A great site. Inspirational.

I suggest one for Clintonistas.

Think of the Vince Foster, B-J's, big hair, etc. Just good ol' fashion slanderous fun!

B

Bush to Puerto Rico: "You're Next"

Louisville, KY - During a speech given to the National Society of School Principals, President Bush said that the next target for U.S. military action would be Puerto Rico.

After a resounding victory in Iraq, Bush said that "several" countries were still funding terrorism, building weapons of mass destruction, and "generally being a pain in the ass". In addition to usual suspects North Korea and Syria, Bush also named Puerto Rico as a threat to the U.S.


President retracts statement after learning Puerto Rico is United States territory

Said Bush, "Puerto Rico is a place that the U.S. military may have to visit very soon. While I have no concrete evidence of any weapons of mass destruction or harboring of terrorists (in Puerto Rico), I have yet to meet a Puerto Rican that I trust."

The President continued to say that although North Korea and Syria present a more pressing threat to the U.S., Puerto Rico would be next. He said that he expected a quick and decisive victory over Puerto Rico "Because, as far as I know, they don't have a military of their own."

Another factor in a U.S. victory would be that "Geographically speaking, Puerto Rico is pretty close to (the United States). I figure we send a few platoons over there in some boats or something, and in a week or so, it would all be over", said Bush.

Soon after his comments, his advisors interrupted the President's speech and pulled him aside, where they apparently informed Bush that Puerto Rico is in fact a United States territory, not a menacing foreign power.

A visibly shaken and embarrassed Bush returned to the podium, where he admitted a "very serious mistake". He then tried to lighten the mood by asking the crowd of school principals not to "give him detention" for the error.

At the end of his speech, Bush again addressed his earlier comments, saying "Puerto Rico is a valued territory of the United States. In fact, I think it is my favorite U.S. territory. Not only will our military not attack the great island of Puerto Rico, as a gesture of goodwill, we may even decide to play major league baseball games there one day."

Advisors again rushed in and stopped the President's speech, and this time, Bush did not return to the podium. In a press release issued later that day, the White House said that Bush was "mentally drained" from the war in Iraq, and that his comments "should not count".

kewl,

B, not enough of waytoodude

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RedMeat cartoon

From an old Saturday Night Live, Weekend Update . .



This week, Secretary of State Colin Powell
admitted that there is no direct link
between Saddam Hussein and Al Qaeda.
So let that be a lesson, world leaders:
if you have no direct link to Al Qaeda,
we will get you.

Speaking about conspiracy . . . from 30 years ago!

-Bot

I think there already is one.... VA dude ! I think that its even more prolific than the GW generator.

VirginiaDude, is it impossible for you to post a reply that doesn't contain a personal attack?

Just want to make sure, I'm not missing a symptom for the DSM-IV.

VAdude,

You mean to tell me you haven't espoused any Clinton conspiracy theories in your posts? Or do you consider them factual?

Does Hillary Clinton really pee standing up?

Look, I'm no lover of the Clintons, or the democrats for that matter. I have no faith in either of the two parties, but I hardly think that Hillary has a penis (although I'm leaving the option open to change my mind).

Vince Foster found out and that's why Hillary had Kennedy kill him.

B

I knew it!!!!!!!

Now if we could only find some way of tying this into white water, I think we may have a winner. Is there any way to cast Kenneth Starr as the protagonist?

Just out of curiosity, is there a bozo filter available on this board?

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