anyone wanna help a girl out please ??? - PeachParts Mercedes-Benz Forum

Stoney · #1 04-04-2008, 05:00 PM

1) Put on a Wonderbra 1 size too small
2) Put on a silk blouse and open the front to the 3rd button from the top down
3) Tuck bottom tightly into pair of jeans that are low rise ass huggers
4) Approach Service manager at your local MB Dealer
5) Facing him/her bend over and say in a hushed voice...
6) I'm having a wee problem with my Benz, can you pleeeze help me?

Should do the trick!

irish_flu · #2 04-06-2008, 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stoney

1) Put on a Wonderbra 1 size too small
2) Put on a silk blouse and open the front to the 3rd button from the top down
3) Tuck bottom tightly into pair of jeans that are low rise ass huggers
4) Approach Service manager at your local MB Dealer
5) Facing him/her bend over and say in a hushed voice...
6) I'm having a wee problem with my Benz, can you pleeeze help me?

Should do the trick!

Well THANKS A LOT, I tried that at my local MB dealer today, and the service manager punched me in the face! Luckily, my beard covers most of the bruising.