Name for my bullScheiße crap car?????

[twinockchef]

I think I know why the car is such a piece of crap. It was in California too long. They probably feed it bio-veggun-gas, smoke too much weed, and listen to new age music. She is just confused. She has just forgotten that she is a car.

[Stretch]

Originally Posted by twinockchef

I think I know why the car is such a piece of crap. It was in California too long. They probably feed it bio-veggun-gas, smoke too much weed, and listen to new age music. She is just confused. She has just forgotten that she is a car.

Are you always going to call her all of these derogatory names or have you finally come up with a proper one?

[meltedpanda]

Originally Posted by twinockchef

I think I know why the car is such a piece of crap. It was in California too long. They probably feed it bio-veggun-gas, smoke too much weed, and listen to new age music. She is just confused. She has just forgotten that she is a car.

that is funny and probably true

[cth350]

First name I thought of reading your title was "redneck", not that everybody thinks of "redneck" as a negative word.

Seeing that you're in texas, perhaps somebody might think it describes the owner more than the car?

-CTH

[twinockchef]

It is going to be 'Hairball'.
On another tread about the engine replacement I mentioned that the engine looked like a cat barfing up a hairball. cth350 suggested it as a name and I agree with him.
I would like to thank everyone for all of their excellent suggestions.