Any vehicle:

--that is stretched.
--that has NASCAR pretentions.
--that has at least four exterior goo-gaws that can be traced to J.C. Whitney.
--with foam dice, graduation tassle, or baby shoes hanging from inside rear view mirror.
--with religious inspirational messages plastered on the back.
--made by General Motors during 1988.
--that has tires that scream, "Shiny tire dressing!"
--and, finally... any car that sports a bumper sticker of the winning presidential candidate---added to the car the morning after the official election results are known.

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1977 Mercedes 240D. 4-speed transmission. Windows, A/C, and sunroof: all manual. Medium Red. 204K miles.
1988 Subaru GL wagon. Dual range 5-speed 4X4. Daily driver w/ twin parts car.
1994 Subaru Loyale wagon. 5-speed 4x4
1966 International 3/4 ton 4X4 truck. Ooh yeah!
1952 Ferguson TO-35 farm tractor.
1984 Snapper rear engine riding mower. Just like Forest Gump.
1988 Nimble 20 sail boat
--Older stuff is built better--