Hee, hee, hee . . . . Some people are so predictable, eh?

Now, who thinks it REALLY matters what kind of friggin' oil you put in your car anyhow?

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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century

OBK #55

1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold
Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles

I'm thinking of trying Doc Johnson's Kama Sutra Luv Oil in MY car. Anybody have opinions on this?

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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century

OBK #55

1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold
Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles

I had to switch to ULSD for all my deep frying. High cholesterol . . .

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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century

OBK #55

1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold
Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles

I actually use KY Jelly to lube the chassis. Talk about smooth sensation!

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1996 E300 D
1992 300D
1990 Ford E-350 7.3 Diesel AKA "the Deep Fryer"

I like to use veggie oil for blinker fluid as well.....

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1983 Mercedes 300D
Atlanta, GA

Even diesel threads can quickly degenerate into sordid sexual-charged discussions with little effort . . . . K-Y jelly, that's great! I use Astrolube on my sunroof tracks . . . .

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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century

OBK #55

1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold
Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles

Everyone knows gas cars are better than the diesels....





(Flame Suit On)

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-Justin

91 560 SEC AMG - other dogs dd
01 Honda S2000 - dogs dd
07 MB ML320 CDI - dd
16 Lexus IS250 - wifes dd

it's automatic.

Now you 're getting into the spirit of things!

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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century

OBK #55

1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold
Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles

My gasser will outlive any diesel.... It will make it to a bajillion miles...


lol..

Nomex Fire Suit On.

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-Justin

91 560 SEC AMG - other dogs dd
01 Honda S2000 - dogs dd
07 MB ML320 CDI - dd
16 Lexus IS250 - wifes dd

it's automatic.

nah, gas cars dont shake just enough to make boobs jiggle. mmmmmmm

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1996 E300 D
1992 300D
1990 Ford E-350 7.3 Diesel AKA "the Deep Fryer"

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!



Im rolling on the ground, laughing...


To quote TheDon and Quagmire... "Giggity, Giggity, Giggity"



But in all seriousness, my 300TE is running like a diesel right now... Its got a misfire.

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-Justin

91 560 SEC AMG - other dogs dd
01 Honda S2000 - dogs dd
07 MB ML320 CDI - dd
16 Lexus IS250 - wifes dd

it's automatic.

Clarkson calls diesel the devils fuel.

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1999 SL500
1969 280SE
2023 Ram 1500
2007 Tiara 3200

Find me a Lambo or Ferrari that runs on diesel, and I will get a diesel car...

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-Justin

91 560 SEC AMG - other dogs dd
01 Honda S2000 - dogs dd
07 MB ML320 CDI - dd
16 Lexus IS250 - wifes dd

it's automatic.

A diesel Ferrari! I will personaly shoot the SOB who makes one!

Diesels don't sound like that!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xJ6cVO_g9E&feature=related

This is the model I want:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LdaNknrWxs&feature=related

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1999 SL500
1969 280SE
2023 Ram 1500
2007 Tiara 3200

Hahaha, yes he does. Ever seen the video where the two VW Lupo's fought it out on the roadway (battle of speed and economy) the diesel got nearly 2x the mileage, and was faster and had more torque. He couldn't believe it, you had to see it. He was able to do a 140 mile round trip and save like eight pounds or something on fuel vs. the gasser model. Thats a lot of $$$ for one trip! So he was able to buy some junk in the fuel station's store. (He also discovered a video of his on the "value rack" for 3 pounds. LOL.)

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-diesel is not just a fuel, its a way of life-
'15 GLK250 Bluetec 118k - mine - (OC-123,800)
'17 Metris(VITO!) - 37k - wifes (OC-41k)
'09 Sprinter 3500 Winnebago View - 62k (OC - 67k)
'13 ML350 Bluetec - 95k - dad's (OC-98k)
'01 SL500 - 103k(km) - dad's (OC-110,000km)
'16 E400 4matic Sedan - 148k - Brothers (OC-155k)