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11-30-2004, 12:47 PM
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Here you go:
"Yow! He looks like he fell out of the ugly tree, and hit every branch on the way down!" Jeff Pierce
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Jeff Pierce Current Vehicles: '92 Mercedes 190E/2.3 (247K miles/my daily driver) '93 Volvo 940 Turbo Wagon (263K miles/a family truckster with spunk) '99 Kawasaki Concours Gravely 8120 Previous Vehicles: '85 Jeep CJ-7 w/ Fisher plow (226K miles)'93 Volvo 940 Turbo Wagon '53 Willys-Overland Pickup '85 Honda 750F Interceptor '93 Nissan Quest '89 Toyota Camry Wagon '89 Dodge Raider '81 Honda CB 750F Super Sport '88 Toyota Celica '95 Toyota Tacoma '74 Honda CB 550F 
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12-01-2004, 04:16 PM
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Overheard on TV:
"Not all of his dogs are barking" "Not all of his jets are firing"... ...and from Bones on Star Trek: "not all of his phasers are firing"
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2009 ML350 (106K) - Family vehicle 2001 CLK430 Cabriolet (80K) - Wife's car 2005 BMW 645CI (138K) - My daily driver 2016 Mustang (32K) - Daughter's car
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12-01-2004, 05:50 PM
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"Your mother is so fat, her blood type is Ragu."
"Your daddy is so dumb, he put a ruler beside the bed to see how long he slept." "You're so fat, you get your clothes from Omar the tentmaker." "You're so poor, when you go to KFC, you have to lick other people's fingers."
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'81 MB 300SD, '82 MB 300D Turbo (sold/RIP), '04 Lincoln Town Car Ultimate Sooner or later every car falls apart, ours does it later! -German Narrator in a MB Promotion Film about the then brand new W123.
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12-01-2004, 10:09 PM
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Oh yeah? Well you're so fat that when you got on a talking scale it said "Hey! One at a time!
She was so fat she had to put her scarf on with a boomerang. He was so dumb he thought oral sex was talking about it.
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