Here are words to a "poem" like we were talking about:
http://www.geocities.com/NapaValley/4121/sexandcandy.html

And The Scotsman was actually done by a guy named Bryan Bowers. Hopefully this will link you to a sample of The Scotsman:

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000000MEO/ref=ase_shorockfamilyhom/102-1505684-5220968?v=glance&s=music

Gilly

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