YOU'RE = YOU ARE
YOUR = Your shoes are not tied.

Let's hear the one you hate!

Flat's Fixed.

Pre Owned Car's


Your Very Amusing

You're Car Left Its Lights On

Of Who Are You Speaking?

Whom Is That?

He's Like,"don"t Tell Me That

I'm Like,"no Way

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The other day I saw a sign in Wal-mart: "No Return's on bicycles".
How about "their going to bring there pie on Sunday".

The most common mistake is mixing up "it's" with "its". Here's the proper usage:
It's raining.
Its balls are hanging loose.

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2004 VW Jetta TDI (manual)

Past MB's: '96 E300D, '83 240D, '82 300D, '87 300D, '87 420SEL

Ive{sic}never seen a straight banana

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With one of those little suction cups like a Baby on Board sign...

"Warning: I break for no apparent reason."

Sounds Painful..

Either that, or I guess they like to dance on their shoulders.

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85' 300D No inspection, No registration fees, Cheap insurance
"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're going to see some serious %$&^."

quit
quite
quiet

then
than

Triff ..

yer nuts.

I know!

Shall we have a go at Ebonics or would the Mods get itchy???

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Less than 10 items.

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You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows - Robert A. Zimmerman

I am a loser.

Since taking those drugs, my mind is looser.

Too loose, low track. Painter. French.

The one that irks me the most

My break pads are worn...

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'81 MB 300SD, '82 MB 300D Turbo (sold/RIP), '04 Lincoln Town Car Ultimate

Sooner or later every car falls apart, ours does it later!
-German Narrator in a MB Promotion Film about the then brand new W123.

bardii!!!! Where are you??

This one is for Hattie:

Their: I'm going over to their house
There: I'm going there.
They're: They're coming over here.


These three are probably the toughest of any to master.