Wit, wisdom and humor are just a few of my favorite things about our beloved forum and it's members. Let's hear some of your favorite and funniest expressions...
1. I'm gonna treat you like a newpaper and turn the page.
2. Your so ugly you have to tie a porkchop around your nexk to get the dog to play with you.
3. If someone told you to hall a++ you'd have to make two trips.
4. I have one good nerbe left and damn if you haven't worked it!
5. Excuse me but who whizzed in your Wheaties this morning?
6. She could suck the chrome off a 57' Chevy.

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