I'm never changing my underwear again....even if I had a period

[Surf-n-Turf]

I mean really, what's the sense?? It's just going to get dirty again. After it gets old enough you can just take 'em outside, beat them on the sidewalk, and knock out all the old crunchies. Don't let "big laundry" sell you on a bogus bill of goods. Rise up against the under-informed and anally retentive and proclaim your independence of the stereo-types that might label you as "un-clean". After all, we are simply doing our part to preserve what is left of our natural resources. Bleach don't grow on trees you know.

[WVOtoGO]

Oh Lord, S&T.
Now that’s taking it in another direction.

But what if you happen to spill motor oil on your BVDs? What then?



Oh - The entertainment value.......the entertainment value. Gotta love it.

[Surf-n-Turf]

Originally Posted by WVOtoGO

Oh Lord, S&T.
Now that’s taking it in another direction.

But what if you happen to spill motor oil on your BVDs? What then?



Oh - The entertainment value.......the entertainment value. Gotta love it.

If I spill on the BVD's, I have a bigger mess on the pants. The pants are there to take the brunt of spillage abuse and thus should be considered a disposable item.

[WVOtoGO]

Originally Posted by Surf-n-Turf

If I spill on the BVD's, I have a bigger mess on the pants. The pants are there to take the brunt of spillage abuse and thus should be considered a disposable item.

Roger that.

(But ya ain't get'n in my aireoplane with them crusty shorts.)

[Surf-n-Turf]

Originally Posted by WVOtoGO

Roger that.

(But ya ain't get'n in my aireoplane with them crusty shorts.)

lol...skeered of flyin' in smaller aircraft anyway. Them crusty shorts would get mushy real quick in one of those little planes.

[kerry]

Knew a guy back in the 60's who would not wash his underwear. He wore all his underwear once and then threw them away. Never met another person like that.

[300SD81]

I won't say anything, as long as you keep changin your oil in those cars..

[TheDon]

ok.. I'm not going to hang out with surf anymore now..

jk jk.. Ill just bring a biohaz suit

[cscmc1]

Unteroffizier Krüger: I stay dirty for a reason. If you've been in the field as long as I've been, you'd know why.

Sargeant Steiner: Explain.

Unteroffizier Krüger: Natural body oils, combined with dirt, can keep you waterproof.

[WVOtoGO]

Originally Posted by cscmc1

Unteroffizier Krüger: I stay dirty for a reason. If you've been in the field as long as I've been, you'd know why.

Sargeant Steiner: Explain.

Unteroffizier Krüger: Natural body oils, combined with dirt, can keep you waterproof.

Funny - I always found it covered me with mud. Noth'n waterproof about mud.

I guess in the fields around here - I sweat. Not oil.

[MS Fowler]

When I was in college, we had a guy in the dorm who stopped, uh,,personal grooming. The was "preparing" himself for life on the mission-field, in some remote area. He lasted about 3-4 days.

[Carleton Hughes]

While your plight,commonly shared by those with either little time for personal hygiene or slender resources,may have garnered some sympathy you are neglecting the most important aspect of used underwear,MONEY!!

That's right! "pre-worn"underwear,particularly women's briefs and thongs,the dirtier and more odiferous,the better, are a potential gold mine as any scanning of ebay or craigslist will reveal.

There are,I have been informed men who also collect same-sex undergarments but we'll leave that for another time......

To see the truth of my assertion click upon the link below and remember,don't throw'em away,recycle'em for ca$h!

http://www.snopes.com/risque/kinky/panties.htm

[Dee8go]

My God! I've been away for a few days and am wondering how THIS thread came up. It sounds like a sarcastic response to something else.

I'll do you one better. I quit wearing underwear. Ha, ha! Actually, I knew a homeless woman in the area who claimed to never change her underwear. She just replaced it whenever the old ones rotted and disintegrated. Niiiice!

BTW, I like your new avatar, Randy. Those bouncing boobs are a winner everytime.

[Surf-n-Turf]

Originally Posted by Dee8go

My God! I've been away for a few days and am wondering how THIS thread came up. It sounds like a sarcastic response to something else.

I'll do you one better. I quit wearing underwear. Ha, ha! Actually, I knew a homeless woman in the area who claimed to never change her underwear. She just replaced it whenever the old ones rotted and disintegrated. Niiiice!

BTW, I like your new avatar, Randy. Those bouncing boobs are a winner everytime.

I was layin' it on a little thick. Animated or not, those are nice aren't they?

[Carleton Hughes]

Originally Posted by Dee8go

My God! I've been away for a few days and am wondering how THIS thread came up. It sounds like a sarcastic response to something else.

I'll do you one better. I quit wearing underwear. Ha, ha! Actually, I knew a homeless woman in the area who claimed to never change her underwear. She just replaced it whenever the old ones rotted and disintegrated. Niiiice!

BTW, I like your new avatar, Randy. Those bouncing boobs are a winner everytime.

We knew a woman much as you describe. Not homeless but a cook for one of the families in the neighborhood,would sit out on the backporch eating fruit salad for lunch with her legs spread apart and us kids couldn't help noticing the lack of an inner covering.

One of my older friends,Biggie was his name, asked her why she did not wear drawers and she said something like"keeps the flies away when I'se eating fruit".