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Old 02-28-2007, 10:57 AM
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with a case of mud butt your going to want to change them
Try using toilet paper next time.

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Try using toilet paper next time.
WE have a bidet..........
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Old 02-28-2007, 11:03 AM
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WE have a bidet..........
Dat's one o dem thar yanky things taint it?
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Old 02-28-2007, 11:04 AM
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What does toilet paper and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
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They both go to Uranus to wipe out Klingons!
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Old 02-28-2007, 11:06 AM
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WE have a bidet..........
Do you have Bidel showers there?
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Old 02-28-2007, 11:08 AM
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Do you have Bidel showers there?
NO,golden ones
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Old 02-28-2007, 11:14 AM
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Old 02-28-2007, 11:18 AM
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in that case . .
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NO,golden ones
In that case, I think I should point out that you need to go back and read the owners manual again. It's not supposed to work like that!
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Old 02-28-2007, 11:19 AM
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Dat's one o dem thar yanky things taint it?
Down south we use a garden hose.....
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Down south we use a garden hose.....
May I hold that hose for you young lady...
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Old 02-28-2007, 11:41 AM
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Yes Sir,
Dumped a great looking,smart art history major{as if THAT should have warned me}when I was in the City on account of she seldom washed down there.
Oh, this coming from the mouth of a man who used to have pen and ink sketches of Rasputin as an avatar.

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