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No matter how many times you explain it to me, I'm still right.....Surf-n-Turf

Breast Physics

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Never a dull moment at Berry Hill Farm.

Carleton, that reminds me of the blind mind, who while walking down the street one day, passed the fish monger's cart. He promptly tipped his hat, nodded, and said, "Mornin', ladies!"

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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century

OBK #55

1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold
Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles

It comes up every once in a while - we as a culture are offended by any kind of natural body smells. Hence perfumes and other cosmetics are multi-billion dollar industries. There are extremes of course. We all have known a Perrault, there are also folks who wash their hands with 'sanitizer' 10 times a day. Just keep in mind your own smells might seem A-OK to you, but not to your office mates!

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1985 380SE Blue/Blue - 230,000 miles
2012 Subaru Forester 5-speed
2005 Toyota Sienna
2004 Chrysler Sebring convertible
1999 Toyota Tacoma

ever seen crotch rot? I have, photographed it, not pretty...Remember what your mom said before you went out the door everyday? :Hey you better have on clean drawyers."

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"It's normal for these things to empty your wallet and break your heart in the process."
2012 SLK 350
1987 420 SEL

Call me crazy, but I prefer a nice cologne to "Eau d'Rotten Crotch.

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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century

OBK #55

1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold
Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles

Well, I prefer the natural,fresh sweetly musky odor of Woman's natural pheromones,the pungent,arousing aroma of a newly opened blossom.

Carleton, the operative word in your reply is "fresh." I'm with you on that, buddy. Jes' don't want anything stale or rottem!

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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century

OBK #55

1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold
Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles

with a case of mud butt your going to want to change them

Try using toilet paper next time.

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No matter how many times you explain it to me, I'm still right.....Surf-n-Turf

WE have a bidet..........

Dat's one o dem thar yanky things taint it?

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No matter how many times you explain it to me, I'm still right.....Surf-n-Turf

Down south we use a garden hose.....

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"It's normal for these things to empty your wallet and break your heart in the process."
2012 SLK 350
1987 420 SEL

Old joke:

What does toilet paper and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
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They both go to Uranus to wipe out Klingons!

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2009 ML350 (106K) - Family vehicle
2001 CLK430 Cabriolet (80K) - Wife's car
2005 BMW 645CI (138K) - My daily driver
2016 Mustang (32K) - Daughter's car

Do you have Bidel showers there?

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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century

OBK #55

1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold
Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles