Greatest signature lines
 

Some of you guys have really great sigs. How about posting your favorites right here in one thread.

the sig lines or the line under our name?

or both..

Whatever you think is pithy and funny.

I think oranges are pithy and funny, though melons are simply hilarious ;)

This is NOT an invitation for you to get all pithy with me!

Dee8go's boss is obviously out of the office today.

1. Omegaman's I like cold beverages
2. Medmech is not dead
3. Who died and left you in charge
4. They won't bounce..
5. No soup for you

What tipped you off to THAT?!

I laugh at Dubyagee's everytime I see it, so I nominate:

"Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. "

Some I used on other forums

"I once made love to a female clown, and she twisted my penis
into a poodle."

" When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me."

"Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ...He's a mile away and you've got his shoes."

Dubya! You da man! I knew you'd come through on this one. Thanks.

"People are strange, aren't they. You stand in the middle of a library and go 'Aaaaaagghhh!!' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an airplane, and everyone joins in."

"1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so one of them must be Chinese. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin."

"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck."

"When I was a boy, my mother wore a mood ring. When she was in a good mood it turned blue. In a bad mood, it left a big red mark on my forehead."

Mistress, if you like the sig, you would probably like the song if you haven't heard it by that title by G-Love and Special Sauce. I caught those guys in the early 90s when I was in college and they were/are awesome (and funny).

Stick it in the fridge stick it in the fridge stick it in the fridge......uhh huh.:D

The difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know, and I don't care.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

I'd rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6

Every time you buy Lexus - a cute puppy dies.
Every time you buy MB - a hot girl gets implants.

You can't copy a reputation.

When reason fails, personal attacks ensue.

Freedom is not free

The more you judge, the less you love --Balzac

May you live as long as you want to....and want to as long as you live

Ralph Waldo Emerson:
We are reformers in spring and summer; in autumn and winter, we stand by the old; reformers in the morning, conservers at night.

Robert Anton Wilson:
It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea.

Wendy Kaminer:
A liberal is a conservative who's been arrested. A conservative is a liberal who's been mugged.

Willis Player:
A liberal is a person whose interests aren't at stake, at the moment.

Winston Churchill:
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains. http://www.quotedb.com/quotes/1358

Will Durant:
The trouble with most people is that they think with their hopes or fears or wishes rather than with their minds.

Winston Churchill:
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.

Friedrich Nietzsche:
In heaven all the interesting people are missing.

Dan Quayle
I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.

P. J. O'Rourke
If government were a product, selling it would be illegal.

Emerson
I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.

Bob Dylan
A hero is someone who understands the responsibility that comes with his freedom.

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
H. L. Mencken

It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
H. L. Mencken

It is the dull man who is always sure, and the sure man who is always dull.
H. L. Mencken

I like mine "Schutzstaffel" means "protection squadron" as you guys know. AKA SS. Gastapo was unpopular so I used the more friendly organization.:D


The person in the picture is Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye. She is a crack shot, awsome sniper, and in general a good officer and body guard.

That does it. I'm gonna have to come up with a signature line. Some of the ones I see on the forum are great!