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Old 03-23-2007, 06:24 PM
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Legal question: Why is it against the law to have sex with a DEAD deer?

How can you abuse something that is dead?

Is it it still bestiality? Could the police arrest you for say... screwing a pot roast? Sounds stupid, but it's the same thing.
That's worse, because you've dismembered the corpse and then used its body parts for sex.

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Old 03-23-2007, 06:27 PM
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that's just plain wrong. was this guy in the deer hunter?
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Old 03-23-2007, 06:39 PM
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Hmm John Doe posted it as well...
My thoughts exactly...
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Old 03-23-2007, 06:40 PM
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Legal question: Why is it against the law to have sex with a DEAD deer?

How can you abuse something that is dead?

Is it it still bestiality? Could the police arrest you for say... screwing a pot roast? Sounds stupid, but it's the same thing.
Good question.

Why stop with pot roast...why not "baste" the Thanksgiving turkey?
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Old 03-23-2007, 06:42 PM
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John Doe? Hmmm... sounds like the husband killed the wife.
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To protect the perp's privacy, he is listed as John Doe on the police report....
I want to know who's gonna defend this deer f*****.
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Here's a link to The Smoking Gun.

It has the judge's written opinion on why Hathaway had to stand trial.

Not sure that I agree with the court's reasoning on this one.

And no, I am not advocating sex with dead animals...or live animals for that matter. I just think that the judge's reasoning is not on point.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1122061deer1.html
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Old 03-23-2007, 06:55 PM
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I want to know who's gonna defend this deer f*****.
Public defender.

Screwing the deer is part of a pattern for this guy. He previously killed a horse in order to have sex with it.

This is one sick little deer f***er.
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Good question.

Why stop with pot roast...why not "baste" the Thanksgiving turkey?
Nothing like looking for a date in the "meat section" of the grocery store.

It's called "tenderizing" it. Not fu****g it (I am a gentleman after all).

Date it, cook it, and then eat it.

Guess I got my moneys worth off that roast!
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I gotta move out of this state! Everyone here is crazy and wierd. First corpse ****ers now deer ****ers! I'm moving back down south where their is some sanity. WISCONSIN SUCKS!
We know that. But does it swallow?
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We know that. But does it swallow?
You did not have to go there....
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Question. Was the deer a nubbing buck, fawn, doe or what? Was it legal age at least?
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Horse Play gone bad.....very bad.
Enumclaw-area animal-sex case investigated

By Jennifer Sullivan


King County sheriff's detectives are investigating the owners of an Enumclaw-area farm after a Seattle man died from injuries sustained while having sex with a horse boarded on the property.

Investigators first learned of the farm after the man died at Enumclaw Community Hospital July 2. The county Medical Examiner's Office ruled that the death was accidental and the result of having sex with a horse.

A surveillance camera picked up the license plate of the car that dropped the man off at the hospital, which led detectives to the farm and other people involved, said sheriff's Sgt. John Urquhart.

Deputies don't believe a crime occurred because bestiality is not illegal in Washington state and the horse was uninjured, said Urquhart.

But because investigators found chickens, goats and sheep on the property, they are looking into whether animal cruelty — which is a crime — was committed by having sex with these smaller, weaker animals, he said.

The farm was talked about in Internet chat rooms as a destination for people looking to have sex with livestock, he said.

"A significant number of people, we believe, have likely visited this farm," said Urquhart.

The Humane Society of the United States intends to use the case during the next state legislative session as an example of why sex with animals should be outlawed in Washington, said Bob Reder, a Humane Society regional director in Seattle.

"This and a few other cases that we have will allow us a platform to talk about sex abuse of animals," Reder said.

Thirty-three states ban sex with animals, he said.

Susan Michaels, co-founder of local animal-rights organization Pasado's Safe Haven, said she has been fighting to have bestiality made illegal. "It's animal cruelty behind closed doors," Michaels said.

Jennifer Sullivan: 206-464-8294 or

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he forgot to use the hip boots!

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For Deer? They move too fast. That is why he has to do a dead one. What is the term for it anyways? Necrophilia is about sex with dead people. What is the term for sex with dead animals? I thought sex with live animals is called bestiality?

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