Follow up on the Deer ****er of Wisconsin - Page 2 - PeachParts Mercedes-Benz Forum

Hatterasguy · #16 03-22-2007, 07:43 PM

Wisconsin is a weird state.

Was the deer in queston a buck or a doe?

Brian Carlton · #17 03-22-2007, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Hatterasguy

Was the deer in queston a buck or a doe?

Doesn't matter.........it's Wisconsin.........

t walgamuth · #18 03-22-2007, 07:47 PM

that is very sick.

in states near here they only have sex with the deer if it is their sister!

tom w

BENZ-LGB · #19 03-22-2007, 08:00 PM

To protect the perp's privacy, he is listed as John Doe on the police report....

t walgamuth · #20 03-22-2007, 08:13 PM

yuk yuk!

tom w

Larry Delor · #21 03-22-2007, 08:14 PM

Guy probably thought the deer had a nice rack.

A264172 · #22 03-22-2007, 08:32 PM

Considering the 2005 incident with the horse as perspective, it seems he may be, slowly, on the road toward normalizing his relationship with society.
I think he might have had a better shot if his lawyer hadn't quoted Billy Crystal (in The Princess Bride 1987) "There's a big difference between mostly dead, and all dead." It's never a good idea to sum it all up by quoting Billy Crystal to the court.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1116061deer1.html

BENZ-LGB · #23 03-22-2007, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by A264172

Considering the 2005 incident with the horse as perspective, it seems he may be, slowly, on the road toward normalizing his relationship with society.
I think he might have had a better shot if his lawyer hadn't quoted Billy Crystal (in The Princess Bride 1987) "There's a big difference between mostly dead, and all dead." It's never a good idea to sum it all up by quoting Billy Crystal to the court.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1116061deer1.html

Back when I was a young buck prosecutor (pun intended, but work with me here) I tried a graffitti case.

The guy had been scrawling Apocalyptic graffiti on buildings all over downtown L.A.

In closing argument I quoted from Simon and Garfunkel:

And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
And the sign flashed out its warning
In the words that it was forming
And the sign said, "The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls
And tenement halls"
And whispered in the sounds of silence

Then I told the jurors that perhaps "real" prophets wrote their messages on walls, but that THIS defendant was no prophet.

They convicted him.

And on my very first child molestation trial I quoted, in closing argument, from The Carpenters' Bless The Beast and The Children:

Bless the beasts and the children
For the world can never be
The world they see
(*) light their way
When the darkness surrounds them
Give them love
Let it shine all around them
(**) bless the beasts and the children
Give them shelter from a storm
Keep them safe
Keep them warm

Then I told thejurors to go and do the "right thing" and protect the children (the victims in the case).

They also convicted.

So, the judicious use of stuff from pop culture can work. The key term is "judicious."

PaulC · #24 03-22-2007, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Kuan

So to be technically correct, he didn't get a piece of @ss, he got a piece of rump roast.

Think that he dresses up, spritzes cologne, etc, before hitting the meat section at the supermarket?

t walgamuth · #25 03-22-2007, 09:31 PM

undoubtably.

gives new meaning to the phrase "meat factory."

when he says grade a prime he is NOT talking about ladies!

tom w

Kuan · #26 03-22-2007, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by PaulC

Think that he dresses up, spritzes cologne, etc, before hitting the meat section at the supermarket?

Yeah those breasts look real good on that Jenni-O.

Nate · #27 03-22-2007, 11:57 PM

wow...................................................

speehless........................................

YUCK
~Nate

Dee8go · #28 03-23-2007, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by 300EVIL

I gotta move out of this state! Everyone here is crazy and wierd. First corpse ****ers now deer ****ers! I'm moving back down south where their is some sanity. WISCONSIN SUCKS!

. . . and deer corpse ****ers . . . !

Hatterasguy · #29 03-23-2007, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by BENZ-LGB

To protect the perp's privacy, he is listed as John Doe on the police report....

Hmm John Doe posted it as well...

German Stare · #30 03-23-2007, 06:07 PM

Legal question: Why is it against the law to have sex with a DEAD deer?

How can you abuse something that is dead?

Is it it still bestiality? Could the police arrest you for say... screwing a pot roast? Sounds stupid, but it's the same thing.