Lire,I had initially conceived it rhymed with Liar.

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The recorded message is hysterical.

Mr. Lire seems to be struggling for words as he records his response.

He is got a weak voice.

I think that my initial guess is right: he must be married to the owner's sister (or daughter).

No one with his poor command of the English language and poor people skills could possibly rise to his position (at a Benz dealer no less) without an inside connection.

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Current Benzes

1989 300TE "Alice"
1990 300CE "Sam Spade"
1991 300CE "Beowulf" RIP (06.1991 - 10.10.2007)
1998 E320 "Orson"
2002 C320 Wagon "Molly Fox"

Res non semper sunt quae esse videntur

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Not in this weather!

Never underestimate the power of stupidity

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09 Jetta TDI
1985 300D

This thread is wild. I'm going to ask my service manager if he knew of the guy, he had worked at a NJ dealer in the past.

Darkone, dont get arrested and miss the meet and I can't wait to see your car!

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1980 500SE/AMG Euro
1981 500SEL Euro
1982 380SEL
1983 300TD
1983 500SEC/AMG Euro
1984 500SEC
1984 300TD Euro
1986 190E 2.3-16
1986 190E 2.3
1987 300D
1997 C36 AMG
2003 C320T 4matic

past: 1969 280SE 4.5 | 1978 240D | 1978 300D | 1981 300SD | 1981 300SD | 1982 300CD | 1983 300CD | 1983 300SD | 1983 380SEC | 1984 300D | 1984 300D | 1984 300TD | 1984 500SEL | 1984 300SD | 1985 300D | 1986 300E | 1986 560SEL | 1986 560SEL/Carat | 1987 560SEC | 1991 300D 2.5 | 2006 R350

Yep...I overlooked that.

Or the Peter Principle!

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Current Benzes

1989 300TE "Alice"
1990 300CE "Sam Spade"
1991 300CE "Beowulf" RIP (06.1991 - 10.10.2007)
1998 E320 "Orson"
2002 C320 Wagon "Molly Fox"

Res non semper sunt quae esse videntur

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Not in this weather!

Call the BBB and report them for customer abuse.

Don't worry, I'll be there.
They'd never arrest me. Long story which I don't want to cover here, but I'll tell ya at the show. remind me. I wasn't allways a mechanic. I'm sorta on the Government "A" list. and I'm too smart to get caught should anything happen. But that's another story...

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DarkOneSK's 1985 500 SEC Metalic Blue black
Detailed pictoral of progress here.
Watch Her Take Off Here!
Euro headlights
Viper and keyless entry
2.5" Flowmaster exhaust No Cats HEAR IT! NEW VIDEO!,
KYB Sport Shocks
Intrax lowering springs 65lb resist
3.06:1 rear end ratio
AMG body kit, Rear wing and paint
25% tint by Smokin' Moe's in PA
Twin turbos (in R&D. this year.)

Too smart to get caught? There are 6 pages here where you detailed everything, and you even made a veiled threat.

BENZ-LGB gave you some good advice. You might want to consider it.

We all know that it is only a matter of time before he finds this thread.

It wasn't a threat. It's not like I'm gonna go after the guy, Jeez. but if he comes to my house, he better think twice about it. I think you totally misunderstood what I meant. I have no desire to stalk, or kill him. however, if he threatens my family, he'll regret it. Plain and simple. This is still America. Ever hear of self defense? Since when was defending my home, family, and property illegal?

anyways, lets get back on topic and back to the job of harrasing this moron and giving him a free trip to the unemployment line.

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DarkOneSK's 1985 500 SEC Metalic Blue black
Detailed pictoral of progress here.
Watch Her Take Off Here!
Euro headlights
Viper and keyless entry
2.5" Flowmaster exhaust No Cats HEAR IT! NEW VIDEO!,
KYB Sport Shocks
Intrax lowering springs 65lb resist
3.06:1 rear end ratio
AMG body kit, Rear wing and paint
25% tint by Smokin' Moe's in PA
Twin turbos (in R&D. this year.)

You should upload it to youtube and have that picture of him smiling while the audio runs, with a brief description posted to the right. Then post the youtube link everywhere.

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1997 Toyota Camry 149k Miles (Not so pretty anymore)

1990 190e 2.6 95k (Sold-Should not have)
1981 240d Stick ??? Miles...sold

I would also send that sucker in to MB.USA if you haven't yet done that. They would not approve very much. MBZ, is not like other manufacturers, and doesn't tolerate $hit like that. Ford, would say to hell with it, and not care...But when's the last time Ford, gave out a mileage badge? They don't care about people with old Fords, only the new ones, on the lot. MBZ respects their cars, and customers, even 25 years later..

Boy! Look at all the publicity this fella got for his dealership. He sounds like the guy I work for. Everytime that SOB comes into contact with a supplier or a customer, it is a disaster. He inherited this company from his daddy . . .

. . . Daddy's dead now, do Jr won't have anymore companies to flush down the toilet once this one's gone. Anybody need a good salesman?

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OBK #55

1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold
Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles

DarkOneSK:

I'd hold off on making anymore than maybe one call and that's it...BENZ LGB might be correct in that telephone harrasement could be infered by non-business calls coming in because of the 'e' and related postings. Others may even get into trouble.

The best way, I feel, would be to write two letters...one to the business and a CC to MBUSA (make sure that dealership notices that a CC is going to MBUSA), about what shoddy behavior is being exhibited by a BM at an MB dealership. (BM = Business Manager -or- Bowel Movement?)

Sign your name to it, stick a stamp on it, put it in the box and sit back and wait to feel the love.

Now that the audio and pic of the prick is on the web, this clown may be "vacationing" out by the bays (as in: sweeping the bays) at the shop, only because he's unable to get a job outside the confines of the family's grasp. He may have just qualified himself for a position as a "bill collector" with his demonstration of his impecable grasp of the English language and excellent communicative skills...


Lire: Youse gots da' cash?

Me: Hey! I got right here! I'll fold it a couple times and send it to you so you can practice some "rectal origami" with this here check!


You can only hope that Daddy's daughter is a "princess" and she'll be able to make his life, at home, a real hell, too.

With this prick being from "Joysey," is he, possibly, privy to where Hoffa may be RIP? (Or is it PIECES?)

You might want to be a bit more careful about your "profile" on the site, here!

Anyways, excellent post on here about pricks in the workplace. I always heard that the "big chucks" manage to float to the top. He's definately a poster-boy for "chucks" crowd.

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.'76 - 450SLC - 107.024.12 / < .89.20 K
..'77 - 280E - 123.033.12 / > 128.20 K
...'67 - El Camino - 283ci / > 207.00 K
....'75 - Yamaha - 650XS / < 21.00 K
.....'87 - G20 Sportvan / > 206.00 K
......'85 - 4WINNS 160 I.O. / 140hp
.......'74 - Honda CT70 / Real 125
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Quite the entertaining thread.

I listened to the MP3 DarkOne posted - did anyone else notice that he counted to Number 1 twice?

Quote -

" Number 1 - I'm not interested in doing business with you...

Number 2 - There is no reason for you to leave a message...

Number 1 - It's month's end and I'm a very busy man..."

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2007 E550 4Matic - 61,000 Km - Iridium Silver, black leather, Sport package, Premium 2 package
2007 GL450 4Matic - 62,000 Km - Obsidian Black Metallic, black leather, all options
1998 E430 - sold
1989 300E - 333,000 Km - sold
1977 280E - sold
1971 250 - retired

"And a frign hat. They gave me a hat at the annual benefits meeting. I said. how does this benefit me. I dont have anything from the company.. So they gave me a hat." - TheDon

Time for you to give him a call.........you can practice your "ugly and mean" personna.........you need that practice..........