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Old 06-19-2007, 09:59 AM
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Math & science jokes

Newton

Once all the scientists die and go to heaven. They decide to play hide-n-seek

Unfortunately Einstein
is the one who has the den...........He is supposed to count up to 100...and then start searching.....


Everyone starts hiding except Newton.........

Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein.

Einstein's counting 1,2,3......97,98,99.....100........ He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front........

Einstein says " newton's out..newton's out....."

Newton denies and says "I am not out........I am not Newton......"

All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton.

Newton says "I am standing in an area of 1 sq meter..... That makes me Newton per square meter...... Since one Newton per square meter is one Pascal, I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT.......!
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