Ever thing about opening a brothel? - PeachParts Mercedes-Benz Forum

Kuan · #1 06-25-2007, 09:11 PM

In Nevada of course. Why not? Build a nice building, hire some help, the girls are independent contractors, you take half of they earn. A hundred girls, a thousand a night, that's 50k a night for you. You can't lose.

Larry Delor · #2 06-25-2007, 09:13 PM

I might open one up in Germany - the beer is better.

(Which is about all I could afford after taxes)

Botnst · #3 06-25-2007, 09:14 PM

people are alla' time tryin' tafock yer employees.

B

truckinik · #4 06-25-2007, 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Botnst

people are alla' time tryin' tafock yer employees.

B

Well, Yes, but I suppose it's going both ways, especially for the prices at those "Legal" Nevada locations. I've gone to them, and spent more in a night, than I have on many of my cars individually/Whatever.. Lotta fun though. Just wish it were legal everywhere, so that prices go down, girls go down, and locations can become a lot more accessable.

Kuan · #5 06-25-2007, 09:31 PM

You don't want it legal everywhere man. Very soon you'll have Walmart getting into the game.

Botnst · #6 06-25-2007, 09:38 PM

Uh guys, .... Poon is legal everywhere, and free.

truckinik · #7 06-25-2007, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Kuan

You don't want it legal everywhere man. Very soon you'll have Walmart getting into the game.

So, What's your problem with *** girls..?

mikemover · #8 06-26-2007, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by truckinik

Well, Yes, but I suppose it's going both ways, especially for the prices at those "Legal" Nevada locations. I've gone to them, and spent more in a night, than I have on many of my cars individually/Whatever.. Lotta fun though. Just wish it were legal everywhere, so that prices go down, girls go down, and locations can become a lot more accessable.

I recommend Poland.

With the favorable exchange rate, prices are quite low, and quality is VERY high.

I guess communism DOES have certain advantages...

Mike

Larry Delor · #9 06-25-2007, 10:18 PM

If Walmart get's into the game, the girls might cost less, but they would only be paid 20%, and have a co-pay on their health insurance. Probably have a time limit too, and would get penalized for taking too long with a customer.

Kuan · #10 06-25-2007, 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Larry Delor

If Walmart get's into the game, the girls might cost less, but they would only be paid 20%, and have a co-pay on their health insurance. Probably have a time limit too, and would get penalized for taking too long with a customer.

But they'll hand you a smiley Walmart sticker when you leave. That's worth at least something.

Botnst · #11 06-25-2007, 10:23 PM

^^^^^ proud man.

Yet you have to pay for poon.

B

Medmech · #12 06-25-2007, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Botnst

^^^^^ proud man.

Yet you have to pay for poon.

B

Do six packs count?

Botnst · #13 06-25-2007, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Howitzer

Do six packs count?

Oh hell yeah. A sixpack, a cab-over and a lizard has all the makin's of a great romance story.

truckinik · #14 06-25-2007, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Botnst

^^^^^ proud man.

Yet you have to pay for poon.

B

No, I do not have to pay for it. I have quite a few "Friends with benefits", so to speak. However, being in the business I'm in, and not in a relationship where I can take my woman with me or have time to "Wine and dine". Sometimes I do end up paying for it.

The women I do end up actually paying for however cost five hundred, to a thousand bucks a night, or four to five thousand for a weekend, not including whatever get-away is in the works.They are extremely high class. Not $20.00 hookers. Just check out LAT escort services, on line. I have used them before, and likely I will again. Not really a place for tire kickers though..

Far as I know, a lot of people don't make that much in a week, or a month in some cases..