My face is scratched up, ankle area, bruised nose.

Most think I was in a bike accident, to which I say, "Yeaaaaah, that's it!" :)

In honor of todays weather, I am renaming today "Slump Day" instead of Hump Day.

I'm hiding in my A/C office trying to look busy so I don't have to venture out into the warehouse.

I'm taking a page out of the George Costanza Guide To The Workplace by looking frustrated and ocassionally sitting back in my chair and either sighing or rubbing my temples. So far so good!

Then, later on you can crawl under your desk and take a nap, just like George!

If I didn't have almost a foot and probably 70 lbs. on him I'd give it a shot. If I tried to squeeze myself under my desk I'd need the Jaws of Life to get me out!

Better buy a bigger desk, at least a one bedroom unit. Then you can get rid of that efficiency desk you've been sitting at for all these years.

In a few years when I'm President I'll make that jump :)

Shoot, then you can have a "suite" desk with a kitchen, dining area and a marble foyer.

I'd have a tough time getting it past the Board. A one bedroom unit is doable, though. I'm a pretty modest guy.

doesn't it depends on what you are doing with "it?"

I would have thought that vertical, or at least perpendicular to the "other plane" would also be good. :D

Its too hot out to hump her outside.. I mean

damn its too hot to do anything

103 out UV index of 16 out of 16..... screw that I am chilling in the milk cooler at work

Too hot to do much more than stay indoors and earn my keep at work!

Me too!

Yeah, hot out man. I shaved my head a few weeks ago for this weather.


Time to schedule arthroscopic knee surgery. I'm reduced to a mild limp, adds character though. :rolleyes:

Can we call you "Paco the Gimper?" Hey photos of the shaved head...