Uhoh.... As long as she doesn't read this forum, I think were gravy.

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-Justin

91 560 SEC AMG - other dogs dd
01 Honda S2000 - dogs dd
07 MB ML320 CDI - dd
16 Lexus IS250 - wifes dd

it's automatic.

No one ever reads this forum....

So the kitten needs its shots? Well, we can also collect money for that.

I like Mistress's idea better. It does not have to be one driver, the kitten can be passed from driver to the next, until it makes to Columbus--sort of like a relay race.

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Current Benzes

1989 300TE "Alice"
1990 300CE "Sam Spade"
1991 300CE "Beowulf" RIP (06.1991 - 10.10.2007)
1998 E320 "Orson"
2002 C320 Wagon "Molly Fox"

Res non semper sunt quae esse videntur

My Gallery

Not in this weather!

Most important, along the route will be cigar bar stops.

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2012 SLK 350
1987 420 SEL

Wasn't there a skit on 1980's Saturday Night Live where a cat was driving and crashed a Early Jag?

put me down for $20 too.

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Yes. It is imperative that each driver maintain control of his/her car at ALL times. I repeat, DO NOT allow this kitten to take control of your vehicle!

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OBK #55

1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold
Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles

Are you suggesting that we should never let the pussy take over?

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Current Benzes

1989 300TE "Alice"
1990 300CE "Sam Spade"
1991 300CE "Beowulf" RIP (06.1991 - 10.10.2007)
1998 E320 "Orson"
2002 C320 Wagon "Molly Fox"

Res non semper sunt quae esse videntur

My Gallery

Not in this weather!

Put me down for $2

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1984 300SD Turbo Diesel 150,000 miles

OBK member #23

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(='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your
(")_(") signature to help him gain world domination

Unfortunately the power of the pussy can overcome all. Including good judgement.

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1980 300TD-China Blue/Blue MBTex-2nd Owner, 107K (Alt Blau) OBK #15
'06 Chevy Tahoe Z71 (for the wife & 4 kids, current mule) '03 Honda Odyssey (son #1's ride, reluctantly) '99 GMC Suburban (255K+ miles, semi-retired mule) 21' SeaRay Seville (summer escape pod)

reminds me of a joke. Little boy pulls down his pants in front of a girl and pointing at his____ . " HA HA I have one of these and you don't" he taunts. The Little girl pulls down her pants points at her____and says "my mom said as long as I have one of these I can have as MANY as those as I want"

I never said that. I think we all know that the pussy is pretty much in control of EVERYTHING.


. . . . my girlfriend reminds me of this from time to time.

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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century

OBK #55

1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold
Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles

I naven't laughed this much at a thread here for a long time !!!!!!

FYI, according to my calc, a couple of more people throw in 20 bucks, the darn cat can fly 1st Class,

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KLK, MCSE

1990 500SL

I was always taught to respect my elders.
I don't have to respect too many people anymore.

Wow!

Thanks for all the offers for help. What a group, I'd say that it really shows just how useful and good natured the internet can be, it took over twenty post before we turned it sexual!

Seriously, the offer for help have been great, so far folks have pledged over $102, and offers to actually transport the kitten! Now the only thing to do is wait for HDexpert to log in and check either this thread or the other, and see if he wants to fufill his role in this grand plan.

In the meanwhile, I've got some pictures of said kitten. Note, when asking girlfriend to take pictures, and try to include normal objects to serve as a reference for size, try to be more specific...



In a woman's hiking boot.



In a one quart saucepan (no heat applied).



As a freakishly mutated fifty foot tall kitten-monster attempting to battle the US Army (if you're still trying to judge the size of the kitten, all armor and figures are 1/32 scale, so just use the internet to look up the actual sizes of either an M1A1, M60A1, or M2A3 Bradley, divide by 32 and compare the resulting figures to the kitten).

MV

Why ship it?

Just buy this handy-dandy cat transporter and use it as a carry-on.

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I thought for sure someone would have said it is best to ship cats freeze dried.

Not me though.

Tom W

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..I also have a 427 Cobra replica with an aluminum chassis.