I have a customer who is proud of passing the Michigan drivers test.

http://www.michigan.gov/documents/ROAD_SKILLS_TEST_STUDY_GUIDE_05-02_21935_7.pdf

He only took the test 44 times to pass.
He has 9+ minor accidents per month, totals several cars each year, and bought a law firm to deal with those pesky legal matters..

I think of him every time I see one of the Allstate mayhem commercials.

Dean Winters in Allstate Insurance commercial - YouTube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtP-S9OS0o0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivijpeZw6EQ

Here in ze Vaterland you are only allowed to take your test a certain number of times, and then you have to wait for a long time to take it again; it keeps atleast the biggest idiots off the road. If they are rich and/or patient however...

Lol, he may be related to a good friend of mine. Owns a 54k jeep that is on its second 3.0 straight 6 engine, 3rd gearbox, and second diff. Its a 2005, I think he averages 1 accident a year, so he's doing better than your customer, but he combines that with doing something to destroy the drivetrain on a semi-regular basis.

Most recently he was looking at some college girls and smacked a stone wall hard enough to shear off the steering box splined shaft and bend all the steering arms.

Wrangler is a good choice of car for constant fender bender people, the bumpers are simple cheap sheet steel, I think he said its between 50 and 100 bucks

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