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Old 05-04-2008, 04:22 PM
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Exact same line on every call until she finally found a guy willing to take her out. She must have been quite horny and willing to accept whoever was willing to give that Saturday night.
I clearly remember thinking that none of the guys knew she was trying the exact same line on multiple men. I was very tempted to talk to her about it when I saw her a few days later but decided my knowledge was best kept to myself.
Would you feel the same way if it was a guy calling around to get laid? Women get horny too. BTW, can you give me her number if she is good looking?
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Would you feel the same way if it was a guy calling around to get laid? Women get horny too. BTW, can you give me her number if she is good looking?
I don't think sex or gender would have made a difference. She moved out quite a long time ago. She had a friend who liked to spank her.
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Old 05-04-2008, 09:52 PM
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I don't think sex or gender would have made a difference. She moved out quite a long time ago. She had a friend who liked to spank her.
Is she hot? If so, I'd spank her all she wants.
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Old 05-05-2008, 01:17 PM
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Frosty,

If she's attractive to you, go ahead and enjoy. Two caveats:

1) As Mistress warned, she might be pregnant and looking for a babydaddy or wallet. I understand the current legal climate allows a woman to nail a guy for child support even if the DNA test is negative. Be sure to keep your torpedo wrapped in any case.

2) Don't listen to her crying stories about the ex, don't help her move, and don't lend her money. Do any of those things and you'll find an instant "Friend" label slapped on your forehead, and you never move from "Friend" to "Lover" unless it's on TV sitcoms.
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Old 05-05-2008, 01:44 PM
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I understand the current legal climate allows a woman to nail a guy for child support even if the DNA test is negative.
How would they do that though? I mean if the guy adopted the child and the biological father is dead or gave consent, sure. But do you have such a case you know of? I'm curious to read the details in case something like this happens to me of someone I know.
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Old 05-05-2008, 03:40 PM
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How would they do that though? I mean if the guy adopted the child and the biological father is dead or gave consent, sure. But do you have such a case you know of? I'm curious to read the details in case something like this happens to me of someone I know.
I've been dropping in on various men's rights websites for a few years. This is from Men's Awareness" (http://mensawareness.com/):

.". . . Considering the paternity and divorce laws are so narrow and one-sided, it is not a surprise that women can receive child support from men who they lied to about being the father EVEN AFTER THE TRUTH WAS REVEALED. Two courts, one in Texas and the other in Alabama ruled in favor of forcing the non-biological men, who acted as father's under false pretenses for several years each, to continue paying child support even after DNA evidence proved they were not the real fathers. The women were NOT charged with perjury for lying under oath during divorce proceedings, nor were they charged with fraud for attempting to receive money from it. Instead they receive regular payments for it until the children turn 18. What of the real fathers?"

And here's Time magazine, from last year, which mentions a case in which the man and woman were not married: http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1580398,00.html

Glenn Sacks is a rightly famous men's rights advocate, and he deals with this topic here: http://glennsacks.com/blog/index.php?tag=duped-dads

"She knows who her child's father is, yet he is stuck paying support. He could not get a drivers license, open a bank account, get a loan, or a job until he had caught up on his back support. He has been blackballed for unpaid support. It's all caught up now and has been for eight years, but it still shows on his credit report. . . . He keeps on paying her, the courts tell him too bad. THEY HAVE NEVER EVEN LOOKED AT THE DNA TEST. He paid for the test out of his own pocket. The child is not his, she has even told him who the father is. . . ."

(Brrr. I really ought to get snipped.)
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