- Stop melting candles in the kitchen sink.
- Stop throwing pencils in the toilet.
- Stop rolling dad's Chevelle thru the garage door.
- Stop pushing the car(s) out of the driveway, rolling it(them) down the street and joy riding. You're 13 !!
- Stop playing with matches. It will be the whole house next time.
- Stop taking my pots and chasing the dog while banging on them with my wooden spoon. My living room isn't the Sahara and she's not wild game (cocker spaniel).
- Watch where you drive. Watch where you park. Watch how much money you spend. Ma, you forgot the most important thing. What's that ? Make sure she's over 18. Yes, that's important too......
- Stop using my Aqua-Net and my lighter to burn bugs off the screen door. I'm not replacing another screen. And stop chasing your (older) brother with them too.
- I don't care if it still works with those extra pieces. Stop taking my Hoover apart !!


Dare I go on ?

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Sharing my partner's 2012 Forte 5dr SX til I find my next 123 or 126..
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Do I miss being a service advisor ???

I do not think that is the woman for you. I do not think that you should marry her.

Didn't listen....................................................

PS - She was RIGHT!

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Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

2006 - Suzuki Gran Vitara (2.0 L fully equipped) Like this car so far except for trying to put on the seatbelt.
1988 - 190e - 2.3L - 172K miles (It now belongs to the exwife)
1999 - Chevy Blazer LS Fully Equiped - killed it June 2006
2001 - Honda Civic EX - 68K miles (sold June 2004)
1963 - 220S - Dual Carb 6 cyl. (sold)
1994 - Yamaha WaveRaider (fun to ride)

What are you doing in the bathroom so long?

"Don't pick up things. You never know where they've been!"

I still remember that when I walk into a bar.

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62 220sb
67 250S
72 280SE 4.5
74 280C
77 300D
82 240D
85 190E 2.3
86 300E RIP 12/28/09
85 300SD
92 300D 2.5
00 E320 Current
Over 1,000,000 miles in Benzes, Since66

....and a whole passel of BMW 2002 and Tii

YOU'LL GO BLIND!

Do you know what happened to the can of your father's tractor gas?

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1980 300TD-China Blue/Blue MBTex-2nd Owner, 107K (Alt Blau) OBK #15
'06 Chevy Tahoe Z71 (for the wife & 4 kids, current mule) '03 Honda Odyssey (son #1's ride, reluctantly) '99 GMC Suburban (255K+ miles, semi-retired mule) 21' SeaRay Seville (summer escape pod)

"Here, read this." (hard-covered edition of "Everything You Wanted To Know About Sex ... But Were Afraid To Ask") (age 10)

"Here. Happy Birthday." (July '69 edition of PLAYBOY) (age 12)

I don't think I heard too much after that!!!

(I wear glasses and I'm partially-deaf in my right ear...same one the wife talks to!)

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M. G. Burg
'10 - Dakota SXT - Daily Ride / ≈ 172.5K
.'76 - 450SLC - 107.024.12 / < .89.20 K
..'77 - 280E - 123.033.12 / > 128.20 K
...'67 - El Camino - 283ci / > 207.00 K
....'75 - Yamaha - 650XS / < 21.00 K
.....'87 - G20 Sportvan / > 206.00 K
......'85 - 4WINNS 160 I.O. / 140hp
.......'74 - Honda CT70 / Real 125
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“I didn’t really say everything I said.”
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ~ Yogi Berra ~

I had that conversation with my mother the might before my wedding....
I was happily married for about 7-8 years. I was married for 17 years!...

If you press your bellybutton, your arse will fall off (that had me worried for years)

If you fall out of that tree and break both your legs, don't come running to me...ahh the Irish Mammy, God rest her.

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'82 W123 280E

Doing what?

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01 Ford Excursion Powerstroke
99 E300 Turbodiesel
91 Vette with 383 motor
05 Polaris Sportsman 800 EFI
06 Polaris Sportsman 500 EFI
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Red
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Yellow
04 Tailgator 21 ft Toy Hauler
11 Harley Davidson 883 SuperLow

If only I could have somehow harnessed the energy. Could have solved all of our generation problems.

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1980 300TD-China Blue/Blue MBTex-2nd Owner, 107K (Alt Blau) OBK #15
'06 Chevy Tahoe Z71 (for the wife & 4 kids, current mule) '03 Honda Odyssey (son #1's ride, reluctantly) '99 GMC Suburban (255K+ miles, semi-retired mule) 21' SeaRay Seville (summer escape pod)

"Dont bring home stray animals...."


So I do not.... Instead, I bring home stray automobile parts, and stray cars...

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-Justin

91 560 SEC AMG - other dogs dd
01 Honda S2000 - dogs dd
07 MB ML320 CDI - dd
16 Lexus IS250 - wifes dd

it's automatic.

Never drink beer while on a cross-country flight….

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1980 300D - Veggie Burner !

Good way to find where the cross wind is...

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"It's normal for these things to empty your wallet and break your heart in the process."
2012 SLK 350
1987 420 SEL

So can we conclude that you don't have clean underwear on when you leave the house?

We don't care about the TV thing. Cross-eyed we can handle.

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85' 300D No inspection, No registration fees, Cheap insurance
"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're going to see some serious %$&^."

Some people pay for soiled underwear. You never know.

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01 Ford Excursion Powerstroke
99 E300 Turbodiesel
91 Vette with 383 motor
05 Polaris Sportsman 800 EFI
06 Polaris Sportsman 500 EFI
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Red
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Yellow
04 Tailgator 21 ft Toy Hauler
11 Harley Davidson 883 SuperLow