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I prefer Gentleman Farmer, suit by day; wife beater and boots by night. I drink cheap beer, swear like a sailor but have a think for nice watches, expensive cars and state of the art chainsaws.
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Is the suit a seersucker with a bow tie and suspenders with a matching Panama hat?
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Nope, I prefer Valentino.
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So..... You drink Pabst?
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Boy, there's nothing like a good chainsaw work out to relieve your agression, is there?
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Armani chainsaws? Where are those made? i'm fine with a McCulloch . . .
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Since when do Redneck have Volvos....
I am confused.
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Some rednecks are more complicated that others.
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Nuh, uh, I have like one Armani and I think I would need a suit stretcher to make that baby right.
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No, but Bud, Coors and Sam Adams light agree with me.
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Bud light is a tough beer, I was drinking them Sunday at a party but had to stop. I can't get drunk on that stuff because after like 2-3 I'm like give me a soda.
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See Howie would have found a way to charge the bank for allowing it to grace their parking lot.
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