Why Working on Your Car is Like Having Sex - Page 2 - PeachParts Mercedes-Benz Forum

aklim · #16 06-04-2008, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Graplr

I think he means takes the longest to get it in...not the longest total time once in.

Oh, I see what you are saying. Some guys have problems with the tools behaving like a swivel joint sometimes. Not having had that problem, sometimes it is "hard" for me to remember that guys have those issues sometimes.

aklim · #17 06-04-2008, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Graplr

I think he means takes the longest to get it in...not the longest total time once in.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Vc8tPTVBRSc

Larry Delor · #18 06-04-2008, 03:50 PM

There is more than one nut to get off.

aklim · #19 06-04-2008, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Larry Delor

There is more than one nut to get off.

Depends. In a "normal" situation, there are 2. Menage e Trios, 3. Orgy? As many as there are participants.

G-Benz · #20 06-04-2008, 05:11 PM

14. For professionals, you get paid the same shop rate no matter how long the job takes...

Doktor Bert · #21 03-31-2009, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BAVBMW

12. After getting paid do it for eight hours a day, I don't really like to do it once I get home...

Oh, wait... You said ways they were LIKE each other...

Nevermind.

MV

8 hour days????

I remember those, at least for the brief span of the year I worked with you guys. I've been on 12 hour shifts for the past 10 years. It's nice to have 4 days off each week though, so i don't complain too loudly...:-)

aklim · #22 03-31-2009, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigmaq

6. Sometimes liquid stuff falls on your face . . .
7. You curse when it's too tight . . . .
8. You sigh deeply when it goes in easy . . . .
9. You get hungry or want a cold beer or both after you finish . . . .
10. You never have enough light to see what you're doing . . . .
11. The first time always take the longest; the second time is usually easier

That means you are getting somewhere fast.
Nope. Never do. When it is too loose, I do.
Yes but you don't want it too easy otherwise we think of hot dog down a hallway.
No, I go to sleep
Don't need it.
Actually the reverse.

Mistress · #23 03-31-2009, 02:42 PM

There's always going to be something leaking

Dee8go · #24 03-31-2009, 02:47 PM

Somethings are just supposed to be wet and messy . . . .

aklim · #25 03-31-2009, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Mistress

There's always going to be something wrong

There's always going to be something leaking

I haven't had that problem too often. Maybe it is the wrong sort of people you hang around with. Hint, Hint.

At the end of the encounter, sometimes unless she disposes of it herself.

SwampYankee · #26 03-31-2009, 03:11 PM

I'm ready for a nap afterwards.

LUVMBDiesels · #27 03-31-2009, 03:52 PM

What number were we up to?

oh well...

16) There is a lot of shouting

17) Sometimes it ends up with a huge stain on the ground

18) You are exhausted after.

19) There is a lot of banging going on

20) The bigger the tool the better it is

21) It is all about skillz

22) Sometimes the wife gets jealous

23) The newer models are nice and shiny, but the older models are more satisfying to work on