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Old 02-05-2009, 10:45 AM
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On welfare?

Pregnant with multiple kids to multiple unknown fathers?

Need to be able to contact your crack dealer?

Are you tired of blowing all of your heard earned money from working at the strip club on over inflated methamphetamine purchases?

Not able to afford your next abortion?

Are you unable to pay your electric bill and tired of not being able to feed your kids and unable to call you sugar Daddy that you keep stringing along for sex but never give it to him because he is not very attractive but comes by with groceries for the kids because he "thinks" he may have a chance to get you in bed, but you will never quite give him the satisfaction?

Do you need a cell phone to call him because your kids are screaming and your skin is crawling?

Well, this is for you honey and it's free from the government and paid for by people who actually pay their bills, have jobs, are married to the father of their children and refuse to rely on drugs, government handouts, and strip club sugar daddies to survive.



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Old 02-05-2009, 11:26 AM
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That is the craziest thing I've ever seen, I'm speechless.
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Old 02-05-2009, 11:28 AM
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Same here - thought it was a hoax web site.
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Old 02-05-2009, 11:29 AM
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That is the craziest thing I've ever seen, I'm speechless.
They've had that here for years--the company gets a Fed. tax credit.
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Old 02-05-2009, 11:30 AM
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i think the gentlemen pictured in your sig may just be libertarians. a right wing extremist wouldn't grow marijuana, he would bust anyone who did and take the right to grow and use away from consenting adults and throw them into prisons and waste tax payer money giving them three square meals and cable tv. right wing extremists would also erase the bill of rights these guys helped write, use, and protect under the guise of protection and involvement in foriegn wars / affairs that the libertarians pictured would have nothing to do with.

dump the right wing / left wing B.S. and join us libertarians!!!



and yes, the idea of free cell phone use is b.s. tax money waste, libertarians agree.
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Old 02-05-2009, 11:37 AM
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I am glad my taxes are paying for this... I want a free phone too. Why can't they just hand out phones to everybody? Socialism is where it's at!


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Old 02-05-2009, 12:57 PM
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WGAS? Let's just just raise taxes on income. People work work deserve it, the fools.
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Old 02-05-2009, 01:01 PM
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plus I don't think libertarians have enough balls for me.

I don't consider myself a "libertarian", but I know someone who does in Dunwoodie if you want to do some further research on your assumption on the rugby field or on your ass in a bar on Peachtree.
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Old 02-05-2009, 01:22 PM
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I don't consider myself a "libertarian", but I know someone who does in Dunwoodie if you want to do some further research on your assumption on the rugby field or on your ass in a bar on Peachtree.
Huh?

I'm talking the party in general not the individual supporters.
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Old 02-05-2009, 01:48 PM
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How bout they work for minutes?
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Old 02-05-2009, 02:00 PM
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can I get an iPhone?


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Old 02-05-2009, 02:26 PM
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How bout they work for minutes?
How about they get a job. Wait! You say that in this economy there are fewer jobs? No problem. Give them a job. How? Well, have them pick up a broom and sweep the streets, pick up trash, etc, etc.
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Old 02-05-2009, 03:14 PM
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That was funny,

Thank you for your dissertation on my avatar title.
I like it how it remains, plus I don't think libertarians have enough balls for me to consider myself a member of their party nor do I really like to affiliate myself with any particular party for that matter as I am not particularly fond of many aspects along any of the current party lines.
They all seem to have lost touch with "the people".
Careful observation notes the lower-case "l". Maybe he was referring to the principles of the concept of libertarianism?
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Old 02-05-2009, 04:50 PM
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How about they get a job. Wait! You say that in this economy there are fewer jobs? No problem. Give them a job. How? Well, have them pick up a broom and sweep the streets, pick up trash, etc, etc.
Pff... what a lowly job are you kiddin me! Just because I'm poor doesn't mean I have to live poor!!
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Old 02-05-2009, 04:51 PM
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Pff... what a lowly job are you kiddin me! Just because I'm poor doesn't mean I have to live poor!!
True. Why work when there are others to do it for you?

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